Moral of the Story
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devsonfire
3,000,000th Poster
Lol I remember back then when I went into the woods, fucking Djinn followed me back home
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devsonfire wrote...
Lol I remember back then when I went into the woods, fucking Djinn followed me back homea genie followed you home?
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devsonfire
3,000,000th Poster
Renovartio wrote...
devsonfire wrote...
Lol I remember back then when I went into the woods, fucking Djinn followed me back homea genie followed you home?
Eeeyupp, because I was pointing a light torch towards one of a big as fuck tree apparently and he was annoyed.
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Tanasinn
The Bellpepper
Casanova no1 wrote...
actually if you take a shit in a woods you might get raped by a dead tree branch
only if you invite it to rape you.
Basically don't wear anything that screams 'asking for it' around a dead branch
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Tanasinn wrote...
Casanova no1 wrote...
actually if you take a shit in a woods you might get raped by a dead tree branch
only if you invite it to rape you.
Basically don't wear anything that screams 'asking for it' around a dead branch
Which leads back to the age old question.
If you rape a bitch in the woods... Can her screams get you off quicker? Also lye and duct tape excluded.
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Tanasinn wrote...
Casanova no1 wrote...
actually if you take a shit in a woods you might get raped by a dead tree branch
only if you invite it to rape you.
Basically don't wear anything that screams 'asking for it' around a dead branch
then the moral is
" don't wear a pink t-shirt near a dead tree branch , a pointy head rock or anything looks like a dick "
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animefreak_usa wrote...
Tanasinn wrote...
Casanova no1 wrote...
actually if you take a shit in a woods you might get raped by a dead tree branch
only if you invite it to rape you.
Basically don't wear anything that screams 'asking for it' around a dead branch
Which leads back to the age old question.
If you rape a bitch in the woods... Can her screams get you off quicker? Also lye and duct tape excluded.
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Tanasinn
The Bellpepper
animefreak_usa wrote...
Tanasinn wrote...
Casanova no1 wrote...
actually if you take a shit in a woods you might get raped by a dead tree branch
only if you invite it to rape you.
Basically don't wear anything that screams 'asking for it' around a dead branch
Which leads back to the age old question.
If you rape a bitch in the woods... Can her screams get you off quicker? Also lye and duct tape excluded.
Depends on the acoustics.
Do the woods echo?
Is anyone watching? And if so do they have a camera with them? 720 or 1080?
Would it be possible to record it to a betamax tape? Will her boyfriend watch as she says she is leaving him for my dick?
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Legendary_Dollci wrote...
There is this one story my friend told me about his grandma.She lived in the woods and she wanted to go out to the bathroom or get some wood for the fire deep in the hours of night.
When she went deeper through the woods she saw a small little girl with a white dress and blond hair, the little girl was combing her hair and when she noticed my friends grandmother she showed her face and it was terrifying, so she ran home and didn't step outside for a few weeks because she got sick after seeing this little girl.
Normally in Islam we would call them Djinn ( a fire type creature God created with a blue body and yellow eyes )
Some would call them demons, shapeshifters, and other nightly based creatures.
However if you see one, you either run like hell or greet them properly with Salem Alekum. ( Because if you greeted them properly they wouldn't stand such nice words and run away.
Normally we cannot see them, however in some phases in our life we can see them, they live around dark places or messy places.
However I'd expect Devsonfire and others to know that.
You guys know the movie Pandora, yeah that is how a djinn would look like.
The moral of this story is, one should never go out alone outside after midnight, because that time is usually where the demons etc. would come out and play.
would the djinn die if i use a mythril ring?
