multi-fruit

Am i the only one who though of this? Take a grape and put it in a tangerine. Then take the tangerine and put it into an apple, and that into a orange, and all thee way up to a watermelon. Probably would taste horrid but hey, it'd look sick.

Yes

this is now an Oreimo Thread

so I've been reading spoilers for Oreimno

Kuroneko is awesome

Kuroneko shouted: "I am fine with Kyousuke fucking his blood-related sister!"

Yuri will rage.

So in case y'all didn't know

Oreimo became a harem and Kyousuke became a pervert.

girls who like him:
Kirino, Kuroneko, Saori(?), Ayase, Kanoko, Minami,

Multi-fruits are a real thing.


They're called boy bands.

You mean the maple leafs.

Soari is better

In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospitalin nothing but a white, blood-covered gown. Now this, in itself, should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention, but there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.
The first being that she wasn’t exactly human. she resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up.


From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.

But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff had to hold her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.

She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.

As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the woman’s mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…

The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking “What in the hell are you?”

She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.

There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.

She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.

She leaned closer and whispered in his ear.

“I…am….God….” He went into shock and she quickly disappeared.

The female doctor named her “The Expressionless”.

There was never a sighting of her again.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh suhnaappp.

They're bad hockey players, but they're not gay.


Not my team, anyhow. Nobody on Fakku supports the Leafs, far as I know.

No one needs to support leafs. They got branches to hold them up

Except throughout fall/winter. When they need it most.

yeah... they just fall to the ground...

How lewd.