My Gunpla are dusty

I can relate. My cock is a little bit dusty. The only difference is... while you need a feather duster for your shit, I need some pussy to get rid of the dust on my action figure.

I fail to see how your rooster requires a cat to clean.

Gundam Models refers to plastic and non-plastic model kits depicting the mechas, vehicles and characters of the fictional Mobile Suit Gundam universe. These kits have become popular among anime fans and model-lovers, especially in Japan and in other nearby Asian countries since 1980s. The popularity of Gundam models increased in the 1990s with North America and Europe being exposed to Gundam through television, video and manga. These Gundam Models may also be called Gunpla (ガンプラ, Ganpura?), a portmanteau of "Gundam plastic model". "Gunpla" more commonly refers to the practice of building Gundam models, rather than the models themselves.

Oh you shoulda just said your toys were dusty then...

But then I wouldn't have been able to sound elitist and used the word "gunpla".