My mom wants to crash a party.

Our stupid as fuck neighbors are gonna have a party tomorrow evening.

My mom wants to crash their party at all costs.

Any tips?

Reasons first.

Is your mom hot?

I LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE, THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOOOOOOWLY.

I expected at least something.

You guys have failed me horribly.

I hope you feel awful.

Put hydrogen cyanide on their drinks. Trust me, it would really work.

Does she have big tits? Is she also a hippie?

Hi, welcome to IB may I take jew order?

Set their pets on fire.

We all know guilty hopes she's a virgin.

:D

You know me so well

I bet Nashrakh's mom has huge breasts. This one time, while he was fawning over me in PMs he said "My moms such a hot bitch. She wishes to have sex with me." and I was all like "I'm a sexual dynamo. Also, premarital sex is instahell, you portly hippie.".

Also, kick their door down. Don't fucking knock or something. KICK THAT SHIT DOWN. PULL OUT TORTILLA CHIPS. AND MOTHERFUCKING DOUBLE DIP THOSE CHIPS.



You'll have to take the order from Rbz and or Waar if you wanna' take an order from a Jew.

Excellent idea. Their Yorkshire Terriers are so damn annoying.



No. Yes.

A racist Muslim... what a shock.

Muslims hate Jews.

The 'sexual dynamo' part makes it sound like you fap or have sex like crazy. Instahell? What was that again?

Anyway... I thought of throwing eggs or shit. Maybe a vuvuzela concert. :|

I have the aura of a sexual dynamo.

When you die, you'll go straight to hell. That's what instahell is.