My mom wants to crash a party.

Hell doesn't exist. And if it did, God (or Allah) would be a tyrant and must be eliminated for the greater good of all mankind.

Now get the fuck out of my thread.

Retort: Suck a dick.

No, fuck you. It's my thread now.

Who are you again? I forget.

1. Send them envelope with dough inside.
2. Call the German DEA.
3. Watch from the sidelines.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!!

get inside the house turn on their tv and dvd player

put porn in and press play and blast volume

Fix'd.

feed her your fist?

when she wakes up the party will be over.

I like this idea. A lot.

I'll make sure to put some beast porn in.

Hey hey, that gets you busted. Not cool, not cool.

Thats why you don't call the DEA...

And just be sneaky, they'll never know.

hmmm you like it? they got a stero? try to put a cd full of sex sounds

lets see what Mr Norris thinks about this...

gasoline and road flares work.

I like your nickname.

I'm not so excited about your possibly virgin mom anymore. I hope sisami made you call him daddy.

shoot that mutha-fucka up. I n my city parties always get shot up

You high?

Plant drugs in their house then call the police and tell them there are minors at the party.

Over here, the cops don't care about that.

Best (and worst) case would be they set up a campfire, because THAT is serious business. We called the cops on them for that once, we live right next to a Nature Reserve. Making a big-ass fire in the middle of summer must be the dumbest thing you could do ever when living right next to a forest.