My Valentine Dilemma
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So, I got my friend a late gift. I got a real cute card for her
I just can't make up my mind what to write inside. You guys have any good ideas like something fakku related?
[/font][/h] I just can't make up my mind what to write inside. You guys have any good ideas like something fakku related?
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Roses are red
Violets are violet
This poem sucks
I'm making an elegant dinner to make up for it.
She'll love it.
Violets are violet
This poem sucks
I'm making an elegant dinner to make up for it.
She'll love it.
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Roses are red
Violets are violet
Sugar is sweet
And so are you.
You have to go for the originality bonus... I don't have any ideas, sorry.
Violets are violet
Sugar is sweet
And so are you.
You have to go for the originality bonus... I don't have any ideas, sorry.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
"I want to FAKKU!"
Heh, heh. Geddit? Play on the words "FAKKU" and "fuck you". Damn I'm hilarious.
Heh, heh. Geddit? Play on the words "FAKKU" and "fuck you". Damn I'm hilarious.
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"I don't need a waifu when i got you". Holy shit that rhymes i'm a fucking genius
Gravity cat wrote...
Damn I'm hilarious. 
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Black Jesus JC wrote...
"I don't need a waifu when i got you". Holy shit that rhymes i'm a fucking geniusGravity cat wrote...
Damn I'm hilarious.I liked this one best
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Anime is nice
Hentai is too
But wouldn't it be nice
if I became your manfuu?
Because just like a guy
who sleeps with his dakimura wife
I'll make sure you get covered
with white, for the rest of your life.
Hentai is too
But wouldn't it be nice
if I became your manfuu?
Because just like a guy
who sleeps with his dakimura wife
I'll make sure you get covered
with white, for the rest of your life.
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kengenerals wrote...
Anime is niceHentai is too
But wouldn't it be nice
if I became your manfuu?
Because just like a guy
who sleeps with his dakimura wife
I'll make sure you get covered
with white, for the rest of your life.
That's a bit bold LOL don't you think?
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kengenerals wrote...
Anime is niceHentai is too
But wouldn't it be nice
if I became your manfuu?
Because just like a guy
who sleeps with his dakimura wife
I'll make sure you get covered
with white, for the rest of your life.
Genius.
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NotMyRealNameOfcourse wrote...
That's a bit bold LOL don't you think?
I don't know anyone who's ever been laid because of tact.
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kengenerals wrote...
NotMyRealNameOfcourse wrote...
That's a bit bold LOL don't you think?
I don't know anyone who's ever been laid because of tact.
Thank you for your response. Its great and I'll give this a try.
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Could go with the classic "Tits or Gtfo"
or maybe some poetry
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Writing poetry is hard, so i decided to fap instead, and thats why theres dried up semen all over this card."
or just put a picture of your penis inside.
ALL OF THESE OPTIONS WILL GET YOU LAID.
or maybe some poetry
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Writing poetry is hard, so i decided to fap instead, and thats why theres dried up semen all over this card."
or just put a picture of your penis inside.
ALL OF THESE OPTIONS WILL GET YOU LAID.
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iMuse
Kuroneko is mine
Medzy wrote...
Roses are redViolets are violet
Sugar is sweet
And so are you.
You have to go for the originality bonus... I don't have any ideas, sorry.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
iMuse wrote...
Medzy wrote...
Roses are redViolets are violet
Sugar is sweet
And so are you.
You have to go for the originality bonus... I don't have any ideas, sorry.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There gonna need dental records
To identify you.
