Near Death Experience o.O

yep many times~

I have looked death in the eye a couple of times and all those time I have kicked death in the nuts told him to fuck off because I ain't finished on this 3 rock from the sun!

I shook deaths hand with a novelty buzzer.

To be more realistic , i thought i was dead... cause doctors told me that i wasnt breathing for a short period of time... Then i became conscious again....

Oh yeah , the accident was hit over by a speeding truck.... broke my right arm and lose alot blood and few stiches to boot me up for 2 weeks of healing....

10 years old, seizure from overdose, piss myself, ER room, 40% chance success, wake up, piss myself again.

born with a weak heart. almost a heart surgery fail.

Age 3, cracked my skull on concrete stairs. I was medically dead for two hours. Somehow I came back...

11 year old, suffocated by my pillows when sleeping. I even had some time to think "man if I really gonna die, this is gonna be the lamest death ever" while trying to take them off my face half-awake.

almost drowned once. didn't know how to swim and went too far. feet couldn't reach the buttom so the only thing i could do was jumping in and out of the water. but the gaps between reaching the surface increased. meant i was slowly drawing away from the shore. started gulping the turbid water. didn't want to die. eyes were open all the time. in the blinking of my mind half noticed half sensed someone rashing. didn't loose conscious... after taking some breath on solid ground saw my savior. can't tell you the surprise i felt when the guy appeared to be a delinquent from my neighbourhood whom i disliked and avoided. grinded out a "thank you". after the incedent haven't spoken to him. was 7-8 years old.

I was told when I was a baby, while in the hospital, I crawled out of my bed and fell, they thought I couldnt crawl since I was a baby so I guess they never bothered securing me, bastards I coudlve freakin died by breaking my neck! I guess the blow explains why im a bit out of my mind for the rest of my life

Junior High.

Almost fell from the 3rd floor, when my foot got tangled in a rope used for a zip line that was being used by the hiking club.

that's my closest.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near_death_experience

No, never had one.

Neither have I.

But I almost got stabbed in the neck by my best friend.
That should count for something.

As much as "almost raped".

1. A revolver once exploded in my hand, luckily it cracked in such a way that the force was absorbed by the handle instead of the more common way in which the explosion drives back hot sharp pieces of metal into one's skull
2. A car crash between my mother and father while I was still in the womb in which my father's truck was wrapped around a bridge abutment.
3. Series of life threatening seizures when I was diagnosed with my AVM [Arterial Venal Malformation.] Ended up with my waking up in an ICU half a state away with wires hooked up to roughly 70% of my body.
4. Shot a 40 once filled with gasoline with a WWII M1 Garand. Almost killed a few people with glass shrapnel.

When me and my dad were scuba diving in Florida, the purge valve for my vest wasn't releasing the air in it at all, so I was rising to the surface from about 70ft fairly quickly. Im lucky that I didnt get DCS, or I most likely would have died from the gas in my blood.

it seems like whenever I go out I almost get hit by some idiot in a car.(no car so I have to walk everywhere)

Its sad cuase I know exactly how Im going to die T-T