New personal fapping record

Usually, my fapping sessions last about 30 to 45mins, but I just finished in 30 seconds. A new record for me.

I don't know if I should feel proud or pathetic.

cool story bro isn't enough for this

anyway congrats?

Premature Ejaculator...

What the hell? Do all of you fap for 30 MINUTES? Hell no, I'm done in 1 or 2, it's not that funny that I wanna keep doing it, it's cumming you want. Feel proud, you've learned to waste less time for the same profit.

And before someone else says "Premature Ejaculator", sex is a completely different thing. I can usually decide when I wanna cum myself (or at least when I do Not wanna cum).

I am talking way too serious about this >_>

1 or 2 minutes maybe still normal (If it's fapping) But 30 seconds?!

Try not to fap for a month and you'll see how easy it is to cum in less than that.

I agree to this one though

you fapping to monalisa?

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...hahaha...

Ha ha. I have a similar record. I started at the very beginning of an episode of American Dad, and not wanting to miss any of the episode, forced myself to finish before the end of the OP, which is 30 seconds...

Both.

...hahaha... indeed...

Haven't you ever heard the saying, "It's the journey, not the destination."? Yeah.