not sure what to call this

Give that bitch some bacon, bitches love bacon.

Hey, is it really that fucking hard to use the shift key? Or is yours broken?

She's 5'0, DFC and slim??

That's like a dream, she even has a DFC... Better to get it on with her ASAP. Just be charming (or pretend to be if you're not), be playful with her and be nice. The key is to charm your way into it.

Ask her if you can insert your penis inside her anus. Bitches love that

>:/

Are you sure she was into you? If it's the first day she might just be looking for a friend. Girls tend to do that.

Show her your figmas.