Obama administration to crack down on piracy

A) This was enjoyable.

B) You can't stop the internet.

C) Stop taking this seriously.

Edit: What they're doing sounds more like a plan to enforce the laws on intellectual property. All we'd have to do is provide an alternative method to pirate our goods and make it a bit more secure. Not to mention they're focusing their efforts on people that actually make a profit from these sorts of things.