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HEY GUYS I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW MANY TIMES EVERYONE MASTURBATES EVERY DAY.
ALSO, HOW LONG EACH SESSION TAKES
THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR ME TO KNOW
GIVE ME A DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF YOUR MASTURBATION PROCESS
MEASURE THE AMOUNT OF CUM YOU CUM
DO IT FAGGOTS

AND DON'T FORGET TO USE SHIFT

Usually 1 a day, since I don't get the time to do more.
Some minutes, though depending on circumstances and lady availability, it can last longer.
Just simple jerking, though I try to hold on as long as I can.
Can't yet. That's probably the only detail I have yet to check on myself.

Yesterday.
Before then, 10 months.

I thought I was in the random section for a second, good job Ammy.

[size=14]Yay, another masturbation thread just what we all need. [/h]

Once per day
few minutes
First things first I have to set the mood, I like to set some soft music, get out the silk sheets, put some rose pedals around and light some scented candles. Once i get set up, I like to find some material, usually via Fakku for some Vanilla. Then I fap
never checked, but definitly far less then what is seen in hentai

AWESOME



AWESOME



MAN YOU ROCK

Normally once a day. Sometimes two. Usually takes 10-15 minutes. I don't try to take my time. I just want to get it out and call it a day.

EVERYONE.
MEASURE YOUR DICKS.

I do it once every two months, because the process of preparing takes exactly that period.

Well firstly I grab two people from the local slavery store. This is tedious because they have to be exactly the weight that the superintelligence communicated to me in my meditation the day before. I then sever their hands and head off. Gently remove the skin from the severed parts and melt it into a glass bottle. empty the carcasses.

The two mages, using ancient languages, will have conjured a Kraken in 8 days. The two mages can be used for the process only if 1) they failed to conjure the kraken, and 2) they have been starved for 30 weeks. If these conditions are met they must eat bananas non-stop for 3 days, forcing them to vomit. The vomit is then collected and put into another bottle.

This is the hard part. The kraken must insert it's largest tentacle inside my anus and let it season for 43 days. It's hard because sometimes the Kraken does not stay, and solid feces will push the tentacle out. For this I must ensure a full diet of water and whey to achieve constant diarrhea. Once it has been done, the tentacle must be extracted and removed from the Kraken. the Kraken will then be set free. Again, melt the tentacle and put it into another jar.

This is the last step. The molten tentacle, human skin and vomit are put into a cauldron and boiled with liquid human excretion until saturated. take the most concentrated 600ml and pour it inside the human carcass' penis until it acts like a water balloon. the 'penis' will then be inserted into my urethra and I must wait until it explodes. On average it takes about 8.2 hours for me to achieve orgasm.

THAT'S OKAY.



AWESOME. though you should probably get a gf. nothing personal.

This once before bed and once at a random time when I feel like it.

I do this as well.

>masturbation thread

Wrong section.

Whenever I feel like it.

Woah, how did you come up with that? Thats some creativity right there

One or twice per week.

No.