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Elder Pervs. Where We Are Today. Sometimes I lie awake at night, wondering how friends whom I have made on Fakku are faring in real-life. Thus, I have decided to create this topic to gather as many veteran Fakku members as possible. …

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Firetrucks woke me up this morning and I just thought I'd point that out.
My toe hurts and I just thought I'd point that out.
It's 3:17am And I just felt like I should point that out.
Ah, it was corn flakes. Original up in this bitch. Corn flakes are the best cereal ever.
Ah, bacon eh? I myself prefer sausage, but to each his own. I prefer sausage due to the superior taste, but the fact that it is phallic helps.
So I just ate a delicious bowl of cereal It was like a party in my mouth and awesome was invited.
Ah, righto. I myself just ate some bacon. Delicious, delicious crispy bacon.
I jacked off to 3d today. It was very disappointing. No good porn lately. 2d is better. Fuck 3d.
Space Flight Vessal Flare_Knight1 Says You may pat my head, but no sex …
Why are all German women busty? I've yet to meet a flat chested German women. Why is that?
Damn this cough!! It sounds like a monkey right now I shit you not. I think I should see a doctor about that, Or maybe I should eat a banana.
have u jacked off to something disturbing i hav a pic of skulls tounging
............ You spammed.
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Am I awesome? I think I'm totally awesome. Shit is so cash.
girls forum plus one me my girls forum plus me
Do you like them? Spoiler:…
every one i rule u just kidding
So I got a haircut today... and I asked the lady to leave my hair long, but the bitch cut it short anyway