Pick-up lines.
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Ya proably someone else done this already but fire away with your best Pick-up lines the best will receive a medal(yes a medal!) and rep...so lets hear em.
Mine is...Excuse me miss....does the rag smell like chloroform to you?
Mine is...Excuse me miss....does the rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Waar, Waar. Please link him to the thread that already exists. And Matt, you know what you do, you pussy.
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Tsujoi
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Teclo wrote...
Waar, Waar. Please link him to the thread that already exists. And Matt, you know what you do, you pussy.You had me at Waar.
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I learned something from the time I made that thread... here we goooo
"Hello, My name is [name here]. I think youre cute, would you like to have coffee with me and talk about anything you desire", smile
Hows that!
Or "Ill skip with the bullshit, I want to have sex with you"
"Hello, My name is [name here]. I think youre cute, would you like to have coffee with me and talk about anything you desire", smile
Hows that!
Or "Ill skip with the bullshit, I want to have sex with you"
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do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?
*if she says no, then wink*
hey pretty lady, does this smell like chlorophourm to you?
thats a nyce blouse, it'll look even better in my bedroom's floor
i lost my phone number, can i have yours?
there u go (^^)
*if she says no, then wink*
hey pretty lady, does this smell like chlorophourm to you?
thats a nyce blouse, it'll look even better in my bedroom's floor
i lost my phone number, can i have yours?
there u go (^^)
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I just got a love letter from you and i have decided to accept your love now lets go to my place now.
