Pick-up lines.

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Girl: "Make yourself cum? Now if you'll excuse me a rather attractive British man just walked by so I'm going to follow him and have sex with him."

ARRR!

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded!

(i'm a pirate)

DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU???

Works every time :P

Come here children, i have candy!

Are you a man? cause if not i'd like to have sex with you.

"Some one Call God Cause hes missing a Angel"

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first...

how do you get the text like that?

I don't want to know your name, I just want bang bang bang.

I have one more seat in the pimp mobile left and I saved it for you.