Pick Your Poison

So there's a couple images on the internet that have a bunch of anime characatures of various types of nerds, of which I have one. I tried to find more, but 4chan's request forum was only interested in porn...
Here it is:


So I gotta ask if anyone has the rest of these, but more importantly, which of them you identify with, and which you'd want to date.

For me, I'd say I'm the male version of that batshit insane bi lolicon; I'm not into guro but I'm REALLY into both sides of the S&M coin, and I think I've got a bit of a shotacon fancy (not that I'd ever carry it out IRL).
As far as who I'd go for, I'm diggin' that fanfiction writer. (insert pen is mightier than the sword pun)

Hmm I pick the batshit insane lolicon and the fujoshi milf...

Can't really identify myself with any of those, hmm maybe the gamer.

Why's the moralfag wearing Akiha's clothes?

hmm? I'm the guy who women fall madly in love with and end up breaking their hearts...or something like that.

I am obviously the hikikomori internet stalker.

I relate to Gamer the most, and would probably like a gamer the most. xD

Gamer or Silent /a/ lurker...

Im more of a gothic lolita. I would like to meet a moral fag... it would probably an interesting encounter. I guess the wannabe voice actress would be interesting too hihihihihi

Seriously thinking about it now, I do wish I can find/meet a moral fag

Raep a moralfag, it would probably be the most fun

No... since they would most likely enjoy it.

Moralfags are actually the most perverted, they're just in denial... (ºдಠ)

I could almost agree with that, but I'm pretty sure I'm more perverted, I'm just shy about it.

They can be annoying at times when thyere more of a bloody hypocrite. Acting all good and shit and preaching but thyre actually even more perverted or immoral in truth

I see a nice streak of Tsundere in there.

Could actually be fun dating one of those (ºдಠ)

Thinking about... in a way yeah, I guess they would be like that huh. Hmm interesting. I guess it would explain too why I dont seem to like em much then. I guess it would make such a date more interesting...

None of these fit me well. So I'll go with Fat Yaoi Fangirl! :D

Aw, youre not fat, I think youre really pretty and sexy honestly.

...no comment on that

Oh exploitable... (ºдಠ)