Pick Your Poison

LOL FATTY U WERE PROBABLY PICKED LAST IN GYM CLASS FATASS

Somewhat of a combination of batshit insane lolicon and the fujoshi milf I guess. Through that's the closest I can get from these examples.

I dated a Gothic Lolita for about a month...She was hot as fuck.

But then she ended up being a fucking crazy-ass psychobitch! I got home from school one day and she was on my fucking couch. I asked her why she was here. (She said she was at the doctor that day.) She said she wanted to make sure I wasnt keeping secrets from her. I went upstairs after kicking her out and she had torn up EVERYTHING in my room!

How did she get into your house?

I don't really fit into one category, but I am closest to this one. (except male)

id say im a fan-fiction, writer, gamer and casual lurker

Hikikomori...