Pokemon logics

I've been wondering about this for some time now. And these are the ones that I have come up with:

-What do the people in Pokemon eat?
Do they eat Tauros and miltank?
Magikarp for fish? Tentacool for squid?
Krabby for imitation crab meat?

-How can razor leaf cut down trees when it can't even make a pokemon bleed?
-Why is it that Pikachu was super strong in one region, but in the next, he is like lvl 5 while the rest are like 50?
-Why do T.V. still air Pokemon even when it clearly promotes animal abuse?

-What if hunting season started. Do they hunt the deer and squirrel pokemon?
-Why did Ash(Satoshi) release his butterfree and told it he was gonna visit him but he never did? Same with pidgeot.
-How does a water pokemon use the move "surf" on you when they are on land?
-How come whenever a pokemon battle, they get damage a lot, they don't bleed?
-They let 10 year old kids go on their own. Why?

Try and post your own or explain why... I wanna see MOAR!!

...alas, these questions may never be answered...

Well Sindalf looks like you covered everything, also I'd like to add that every time someone trys to bring real world logic into descusstions about pokemon somewere a baby pokemon dies. So stop asking qustions, think of the pokemon!

Ash is an asshole... OH HOW I LONG FOR THEE, PIDGEOT!

Anybody notice how Ash always fags out as soon as his pokemon hit their second evolutionary stage?

Somewhat relevant...

Lulz this reminds me of a pic I saw yesterday. Pikachu must taste mighty good.

You also forgot the part of 10 year olds beating the shit outta crime organizations lol.

In the dub the Pokedex said that Butterfrees die after mating, so...

(although people have said that's just a mistranslation)

Who the fuck wants a Magikarp anyway? After I got one to evolve into Gyrados (Probably spelled that wrong) Then I'd just eat the rest anyway. I assume they're similar to trout or something.

Also, the words Pokemon and logic (Or any variation therefore of) can't go into the same sentence and make sense.

Also every few years a whole new world is discovered and 100 new pokemon magically turn up?

The reason - its a CIA plot to take over the world
(yes another CIA plot, the fifth one this week)

I remember trying to apply real world logic into pokemon. I quickly dismissed it after like a hour of pondering. That was when I was in junior high?

Nature at work.

I think Ash is older than 10. (around 13 maybe?)

Oh, wait. He was 10 at the beginning of the anime. I googled it.

lol...

Same here lol..

Okay. You know when a pokemon uses self-destruct or explosion, why are they still there? They are supposed to be in pieces.