Popcorn

Why doesn't all of it pop when you put the bag in the microwave? IT PISSES ME OFF! THEY ARE CHEATING YOU OUT OF CORNY GOODNESS!

Also, I just burned my popcorn.

[17:50] <Flare_knight1> FUCK
I BURNED MY POPCORN

Why must you continue to stalk me?

Ive always like chewing on the unpoped popcorn.
broke on of my baby teeth in 3 pieces doing that though.

you mean bear?

It is made so you can explain to mentally retarded children why they are.

"Y'know, lives are like a popcorn bag, most of the grains will explode and give good popcorn, but there's always a few that will refuse to develop themselves and stay at the state of grain, those are what you are!! :)"

Wait this was mean right?

I'm gonna go make some popcorn

I'm gonna go eat your popcorn

He did not eat my popcorn I ate it, it was pretty good although about halfway through it wasn't warm at all and this hindered the experience

This one time one the Food Channel, they said that in the old days the reason corn popped was because demons were being released from the corn

Smooth move flare now I'm hungry.

Hauuuu~ popping corn in pentegram shaped microwaves nao

I want to pop your corn, baby!

I want to cop your porn, baby!

Lol Children of the Corn reference?

You stay away from my Loli, next thing I know, they'll be dead

NASHRAKH WORKS FOR BP OIL. YOU FAGGOT. WITH YOUR TOP HAT. AND HOT TAP AND JUNK SHOT AND WHATNOT. :\

By the by; the half popped kernels are best.