REAL JACOB NOODS FROM EX
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Hello FAKKERS. Look at your competitive hentai provider, and now back to me. NOW back at that shit hentai, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me but if he stopped uploading MS paint edited doujinshi and wore a sexy beard, he could act like he’s me. Now look down - back up. Now where are you? You’re on a boat with the administrator your other provider wishes he could be. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. Your tickets are now a endless supply of Japanimation porn! Anything is possible when your man wears a beastly shag carpet and doesn’t act like a faggot. I’m on a ROBOT UNICORN.
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