Sasuke's Quest For Ass

so i was cutting out some of my wall with a utility knife and i dropped it. it happened to nick the nutsack[seeing as if im in my house im naked]. when it happened i though it was the end of the world. screaming, crying, and bandages were involved. and ive been wearing a cup for the last 3 hours. now looking back at it, its nothing to worry about. its a tiny cut. but im still not taking the cup off. am i paranoid or is it a guy thing.

No, your just being a guy. If I cut a little of my nutsack I'd probably spazz out too. Though, running around naked in the house? No. Too many windows and people coming over. Do you not get many guests?

no i get a more then id like actually. they just know if i dont get a warning theyll be walking in to dangling nutsack and a slightly hairy chast

yea ur just being a guy i would be acting the same lol

i cut my balls all the time.. don't ask... you get used to it after a while , you realise that it takes alot more than a little nip for your balls to drop off

omfg if i cut my balls i think id die

:roll: wuss

dnt b mad cuz u aint got no balls lol jk no no im not kidding

I'd say you deserved it, but that would be trolling.

Lesson Learned?

Don't fucking walk around naked holding sharp objects.

You should see a doctor. I'm sorry to say this, but a sex change operation is probably your only solution.

I'm sorry again.

I take it you don't shave. I've probably nicked my slit 2-3 times, hurts like a bitch :roll: but it wouldn't force me to wear protective shields on my crotch over it.

Slight shaver damage is a little less consequential then a box cutter nicking one's jewels.

I mean, it's not like your ovaries could be damaged by the blades. Unless you shave with a combat knife, I mean.

Damn straight. XD It's almost like running with scissors.



I think for a guy it's a bit instinctive if you count out the pain since one of the most important part of human psychy is to reproduce which is a part of our survival instinct.

no i shave, but im pretty damn careful not to cut the nuts. and ins not like dropping a 3-inch open blade toward your crotch

as for walking with sharp object, i was standing still.

I don't think you comprehend the fear such a story entails.

Imagine yourself getting Falcon Punch'd up the yahoo. Maybe now you'll have a better understanding.

Point taken lol

to the nutsack, yes it was

did you tell your nuts everything will be all right while gently rubbing them?

yea, and all they did was cry in my arms

LOL youve got a long nut sack if you can hold them in your arms.

DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW DO THEY WOBBLE WHEN YOU GO CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A NOT CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A BOW CAN YOU THROW THEM OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONTIENTAL SOLDIER DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW.