Semen

As i was reading a doujin a commercial run up on the TV and it says something about finding renewable energy source and I suddenly thought that what if semen could be this next renewable energy source? it would be good since almost all of the semen is just left on the condoms/tissues so what if we can use them as an energy source to provide the energy our economy needs and somehow lessen the dependency on fossil fuels?

Discuss.

So we'll be driving cars smelling of cum next? No thx.

great... another thread about semen.

What if we could use air as a renewable energy source! I mean it's everywhere it's on condoms and tissues and even in our lungs.

The car's wouldn't smell of cum because it would be in the fuel tank, gasoline smells but cars don't smell of gas because the fuel tank is sealed. Also while this is a good idea and it would solve the energy crisis I don't think it would work. Cum is mostly water, protein, and sugar, so there's no way to get any energy from it.

Wait new breakthrough. What if we could use food to fuel our bodies? Or what if we could convert rabbits into electricity. Oh man, I'm gonna take some of these ideas to Congress and see what they think.

You sir, are brilliant. Would it be too far to say I want you to rock me like a hurricane? Please continue being my messiah.

Noblesse Oblige

FUCK! Just got another one. We could use barrels full of human shit as material for sustaining fission.

It just amazes me that the masterminds of our modern society have not come up with such profound ways of using energy as you.

OMG I'm shattering the intellectual sound barrier with this one. What if people ate silverware to grow metal skin and replaced tanks! We would save so much energy.

I personally don't think its that simple seeing how Semen is made up of two things the sperm and the goo. And well. The sperm may have energy inside it, if heated to around 40 degrees celcius the sperm will die. So technically even if you have a hole tank full of it to heat up the energy given off won't even drive you to the nearest library.

Stay in school, kids.

sperm and goo eh? That your medical prognosis doctor?

Hear that? That's the sound of my mind being blown.


What use is a tank if there's a hole in it?


I didn't know "nearest library" was an acceptable unit of measure.

My mind is being blown.

How about this? If we trained toasters to think they could tell us when our toast is done.

One thing. How do you refill a semen powered car ? Fucking it ? Not a chance hehe

You have the gas station attendant suck your dick and spit the cum into the tank. OBVIOUSLY.

Doesn't work for women. Obviously the attendant will have to fuck the car. 8)

or Install a Woman in your Car as long you fuck it your car will continue to Move
when you cum it gives a Booster how about that ^__^