Sex.... with odd things!

So here's a list of things that would be a good lay if you were too get curious and tired of your fa p hands.

1. Banana
2. Cucumber
3. Cantaloupe
4. Watermelon
5. Ham (that is cooked)
6. the current of your shower
7. Pumpkin(Happy Halloween)
8. Pineapple(only if you have a condom and are into small pain and sex)
9. honeydew
10. A bottle(what i suggest is to get a bottle with a hole that is bigger than your own and fill it up with something soft like some molding stuff or just something you think will work and when you finish off you can check out the action inside the bottle and if the bottle is big enough check how far you can shoot)

here is also some great lubes lurking around

1. peanut butter(non-peanut-e)
2. lotion
3. Saliva(ewe)
4. Baby oil(this one is the best)
5. Egg white(only)
6. Smashed fruit or veggies(use common sense on which ones are a good lube)
7. Honey


If you have other things you want to add or have questions let me know I've only tried some of these... some i got from other people.
Not me.


EDIT: I'm thinking abut making a guide for girls also.

People's mouths
People's hands
People's butts
People's vaginas
People's titties

I should have added the words safe, vaccum is just too dirty.
and to space, we're looking for things around the house not a chick next door.

In a meat grinder

^This

And who would have thought that fapping on fleshlights are considered normal.

I once put my dick into a tub of margarine, thinking it might feel akin to penetrating a very loose yet wet vagina. I was wrong. It felt like putting my dick into a tub of margarine.

>.>

I love how you say "People". Are you a bi-?

Surprise surprise!

I have not had sex with objects. So yea, I vote for titties and mouths.

In after stupid-ass ideas.



Will give you Candidiasis.



Will get you stuck.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Yeah this one I would not try, Meat and your privates just don't sound right.

Do you have a cucumber for a penis?

It's possible... depends on what you're talking about.