Show yourself you little pussy!

Id travel 40 days and nights to visit that gravestone.

Just buy a fucking dog then.

Friends allergic and they poop to much.

Why hello...

OT: Leave chemicals on your trash. Or do you not want a dead one? If you don't want it dead, turn on the sprinklers.

There are dogs that don't affect people who are allergic to dogs.
such as: Portuguese Water Dog, Irish Water Spaniel, Kerry Blue Terrier, or Poodle and Poodle Hybrids.

Buy a trash can?

Already have one. The Cat or Cats keeps knocking it down.

Buy a bear can.