Sisami's Totally Awesome IRC Fun Thread

<BoredInsomniac>: so the coin would break again
<Space>: No.
<Space>: I'm magic
<Space>: The trick worked perfectly
<BoredInsomniac>: -jesus music-
<Space>: It was all misdirection.
<BoredInsomniac>: awesome
<BoredInsomniac>: i guess
<BoredInsomniac>: "And I I do not dare deny The basic beast inside It's right here, it's controlling my mind And why Do I deserve to die? I'm dominated by This animal that's locked up inside"
<oneshott>: oh man, I'd forgotten about IRC
<BoredInsomniac>: evolution by korn
*** Space is now known as onepunch
<oneshott>: how could I?
<onepunch>: hey shot
<BoredInsomniac>: lol
<onepunch>: whats up?
<onepunch>: oh, wait
<oneshott>: nothing?
*** onepunch is now known as onepunnch
<onepunnch>: there
<oneshott>: COPY CAT WHORE
<onepunnch>: So?
<onepunnch>: what're you going to do?
<oneshott>: IT SHOULD BE TWO H'S
<onepunnch>: NO
<oneshott>: NOT N's
<onepunnch>: I LIKE TO NNNNNNNNN
<oneshott>: IF YOU ARE GONNA DO IT RIGHT
<onepunnch>: I'M NOT GOING TO
<oneshott>: FUCK
<onepunnch>: THAT'S RIGHT
+++ ChanServ has given voice to TehMikuruSlave
*** onepunnch is now known as Space
<BoredInsomniac>: lol?
<Space>: There.
<oneshott>: THANK YOU
<BoredInsomniac>: welcome back?
<oneshott>: FUCKING HELL
<oneshott>: I COME IN HERE
*** Space is now known as onneppunncchh
BoredInsomniac sips coffee
<onneppunncchh>: WHAT
<oneshott>: AND THE FIRST FUCKER I RUN INTO
<onneppunncchh>: WHAT
<BoredInsomniac>: lol
<oneshott>: MAKES ME CAPS LOCK
<onneppunncchh>: DO IT
<oneshott>: JESUS CHRIST
<onneppunncchh>: DO IT BITCH
<BoredInsomniac>: lawl
<NeoStriker>: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE?
<onneppunncchh>: FUCK YOU, NEO
<BoredInsomniac>: maybeh
<onneppunncchh>: YOU'RE DEAD
<oneshott>: DO WHAT? YOUR MOM? BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING WHERE EVERY MAN HAS GONE BEFORE
<NeoStriker>: Hey Space.
<onneppunncchh>: EVERYMAN HAS BEEN THERE
<oneshott>: ok
<onneppunncchh>: WON'T DENY IT
<oneshott>: done raging
<NeoStriker>: How about I slap your shit?
*** onneppunncchh is now known as Space
<Space>: Let me poop first
<BoredInsomniac>: lol
<Space>: Neo
<Space>: You were pwnt by rebar
<Space>: shut up
<Space>: or something
<NeoStriker>: Wheere?
<NeoStriker>: Who's rebar?
<Space>: IN THE THIRD MOVIE
<NeoStriker>: On the forums
<Space>: WAIT
<Space>: IT WAS THE ROBITS
<NeoStriker>: *On the forums?
<NeoStriker>: Oh.
<NeoStriker>: You mean the Matrix.
<Space>: Yes
<NeoStriker>: Or some shit.
<Space>: Ors eomthing
<Space>: somethign
<Space>: something
<Space>: :D
<NeoStriker>: You're not fun at all, Space.
<Space>: That's too bad
<Space>: I have fun with myself :D
<NeoStriker>: Then you're still naive.
<NeoStriker>: Young and foolish.
<Space>: Not enough to not fap
BoredInsomniac finds a nickel, then throws it at space
Space catches it and buys a gumball
<BoredInsomniac>: well that was fun
<BoredInsomniac>: hey
<BoredInsomniac>: i want half of that
Space throws the gumball at BoredInsomniac
BoredInsomniac takes half
<Space>: TAKE YOUR FIVE CENTS BACK, YOU WHORE
<Space>: oh
BoredInsomniac eats it
<BoredInsomniac>: thanks
<Space>: you only want 2.5 cents
<BoredInsomniac>: too late
<BoredInsomniac>: already ate
<Space>: Okay.
<Space>: Stingy
<BoredInsomniac>: nah
<BoredInsomniac>: just bored as hell
<Space>: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OTAKU
<Space>: GODDAMNIT
<BoredInsomniac>: and no new good updates on fakku
<Space>: HE'S BEEN MISSING ALMOST A WHOLE MONTH
<BoredInsomniac>:
<BoredInsomniac>: gtg see you all later k
<NeoStriker>: All the threads on the forums are shit-terrible.
<BoredInsomniac>: try not to brush off your foreskin while fapping k?
<Space>: Okay
BoredInsomniac gives space a nickel
Space buys more gum
<BoredInsomniac>: here go get yourself a gumball
Space eats it
<BoredInsomniac>: k bye bye
<Space>: Bye bye
*** Raze is now known as Raze|AWAY
*** Raze|AWAY is now known as Raze
*** Raze` is now known as Raze|AWAY
*** Raze|AWAY is now known as Raze|ThaRoof
<Foxsan48>: hey Ltd_Fox :D
<NeoStriker>: Nigger nigger nigger nigger
<Coco>: oh god
<Coco>: i am so happy
<NeoStriker>: Nigger nigger?
<Ninja>: That word makes Coco happy?
<Ninja>: I never would've thought, you dirty girl you, Coco.
<Coco>:
<Coco>: this faggot
<Coco>: shut up with your stupid health care illiterate ass
<Coco>: >:C
*** Isaac2 is now known as Isaac
<Ninja>: ?
<Ninja>: I'm confused, Coco
<Ninja>: that guy looks way too happy to have aq wig on
*** Isaac2 is now known as Isaac
<Coco>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlKdf31T298 [TITLE: Amplive - Nudez (Radiohead Remix) VIEWS: 64378 FAVES: 557 RATING: 4 RATERS: 183 UPLOADED: nikorble2 ]
<Rufi>: zzz
+++ ChanServ has given op to Teclo
<Rufi>: anyone seen jen?
<Coco>: Nope.
<Mattarat>: Oh my gawd Teclo I try and answer your questiong but you no here
<Teclo>: sorry, bitches are talking my ears off
<Mattarat>: How would I rank the current Matt Smith episodes to what, his other episode or other Dr Who Episodes before his? Or just in general
<Grim32>: earas + penis = bad combo Teclo
<Grim32>: *Ears
<Coco>: Teclo is a woman.
*** EvaBeatrice is now known as Obsidian
<penelopesays>: CALL ME A BITCH ONE MORE TIME, TECLO.
<Teclo>: I plan on calling you a bitch LOADS more times, Pen
<penelopesays>: asshole.
<mika0019>: Hai
<Coco>: No.
<Grim32>: <- lold
<Rufi>: :O
<Ninja>: Penelope is a bitch?
<Grim32>:
<penelopesays>: penelope is a bitch.
<Ninja>: hmm
<Ninja>: If penelope is a bitch, I don't know if I can trust penelope
<Teclo>: Mattarat, let me reask that question in here then
<Ninja>: but if I can't trust penelope, then penelope isn't a bitch... aughhh
<Teclo>: i meant, how would you rank the matt smith eps against each toher
<Mattarat>: Hmmm
<Ninja>: He seems smart, Grim
<Teclo>: for me, the dalek one was the worst
<Mattarat>: Yeah, same
<Teclo>: i probably like the newest one most, though the first one is the "nostalgic" one for me since it started me actually liking the series
<Mattarat>: I don't know about you, but in Series 3, the Weeping Angels scared the shit outta me and they are the 2nd time around in episode 4 and 5
<Coco>: BRITSPEAK
<Teclo>: yeah oh god, they scared the fuck out of me
<Teclo>: when the video that amy was watching kept changing, i actually took my headphones off because i was anticipating some music/SFX-based jump scare
<Mattarat>: The thing is though, in series 3 they don't kill you, they send you back randomly through time to some unknown time period
<Teclo>: Coco, it's Doctor Who. It's been going longer than Star Trek, don't you know
<Mattarat>: Oh god
<Coco>: BRITISH SPEAK
<Mattarat>: When it came out of the TV
<Coco>: MUST BE LIKE THE MIGHT BOOSH
<Coco>: Y*
<Mattarat>: No, it's Sci-fi
<Mattarat>: and better
<Coco>: BOOSH IS SCIFI
<Coco>: SCIFI FAGGETRY
<Teclo>: Oh Coco, what the fuck. You don't know Doctor Who?
<Teclo>: It's sci-fi but more like a (usually) serious Hitchiker's Guide than Star Wars or Star Trek
<Coco>: Nope. Do not.
<Coco>: >Hitchhiker's
<Coco>: hated the movie.
<Mattarat>: It's like one of the longest running sci-fi shows ever
<Mattarat>: >implying Hitchhikers and Dr Who is the same
<Coco>: >Teclo just said they were alike
<Teclo>: I'm not a fan of Hitchiker's either, and a lot of fans don't like the movie, but i just mean that it's a lot more surreal and inventive than the really standardised US sci-fi norm
<Teclo>: but yeah, it's been going since about 1963 or so
<Coco>: OLD
<Teclo>: though it didn't get REALLY popular here until about 2005
<Teclo>: before then it was a lot more cultish
<Ninja>: hitchhiker's guide...
<Ninja>: Damnit, now I want to watch that.
<Ninja>: Teclo, find me a stream!
<Coco>: SHIT MOVIE
<Ninja>: yes yes coco
<Coco>: S..Shit movie :c
<Ninja>: Of course, dear.
<Teclo>: I agree with both of you, in the sense that i don't really like HHGTTG (or however you abbreviate it) but then i don't think it was a shit film/book either
<Teclo>: oh god, i'm being neutral. pls kill me
<Coco>: NEUTRAL FAG
<Coco>: ahaha
<Mattarat>: Quickly Teclo, stub your toe
<Mattarat>: Get some rage in ya
<Coco>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM [TITLE: Baby scene from Trainspotting VIEWS: 247745 FAVES: 501 RATING: 4 RATERS: 273 UPLOADED: stationsvakt ]
<Coco>: relevant
<TehMikuruSlave>: Hi Coco-tan, Mattarat, teclo
<TehMikuruSlave>: and Ninja-Toilet
<Teclo>: Hello, life partner
<Mattarat>: Hi
<Coco>: dat gay brah
<TehMikuruSlave>: Dat gray
<Teclo>: yeah, me and TMS are gray with each other
<TehMikuruSlave>: I don't even know what that means
<Teclo>: nor do i!
<Teclo>: that's pretty much the rule for most things i say
<Teclo>: the only time i know what i'm saying is when i call matt a pussy. everything else is just a haze.
<Mattarat>: .-.
<Ninja>: I wasn't saying hitchhiker's guide was good or bad
<Ninja>: I just want to watch it
<Coco>: lame
<TehMikuruSlave>: Coco-tan, you didn't like the movie?
<Coco>: no.
<TehMikuruSlave>: I didn't either
<TehMikuruSlave>: ;D
*** Jinx|Gaming is now known as James_Jinx
<Teclo>: nor did i, faggots. god damn it, stop ruining my attempt to be neutral
<Mattarat>: Stub your toe
<Mattarat>: Stub your toe
<Mattarat>: Stub your toe
<Coco>: Teclo
<Coco>: Stop lying
<Coco>: You loved that movie
<Coco>: You are gay with it
<Sisami>: Coco-tan is gay with everything.
<Ninja>: I
<Sisami>: Because it's a giant faggot.
<Coco>: Sisami
<Sisami>: That loves things.
<Sisami>: In the butt/.
<Teclo>: Actually a gay guy did try to compliment me by saying he likes guys like the main character of that movie, and i look like him. so that was almost true
<Ninja>: I'm still waiting for Teclo to take responsibility for what they did to me.
<Sisami>: Teclo: DAYUM
<Teclo>: almost when people tell me i look like renton
<Sisami>: YOU BE GETTING FLIRTED ON, YO.
<Coco>: OH TECLO, EVERY MALE MOVIE LEAD LOOKS LIKE YOU
<Sisami>: Nuh uh.
<Coco>: Big sillay
<Sisami>: Teclo does not look like Nicolas Cage.
<Sisami>: =/
<Coco>: Says you, faggot
<Mattarat>: You got hit on by a gay guy?
<Sisami>: Yeah.
<Sisami>: I do.
<Sisami>: You fucking shitfuck.
<Teclo>: it happens fairly often
<Sisami>: Because Teclo has fantastic boobies.
<Teclo>: the gays love me for some reason
<Teclo>: and gays just love breasts...?
<Sisami>: THE GAYS LOVE THEM BOOBS
<Coco>: Teclo has man tits
<Coco>: Like Bitchtits in Fight Club

<Raze>: wtfamitranslating.jpg
<Klorofolun>: Wat
<Kaimax>: lol
<Klorofolun>: And his first name is "Sempai"?
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Raze: She sounds fat.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Nyuhuhuhuhuhu. =3
<Sindalf>: whens the last time you took two dicks in your ass at once
<Kaimax>: seriosuly, what are you translating, the pic from 4chan didn't work
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Isn't is Senpai?
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: *it
<Klorofolun>: I dunno
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Pretty sure it's Senpai.
<Klorofolun>: It's a fucking different language. :|
<Klorofolun>: Probably
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Like Vietnamese.
<Sindalf>: im pretty sure
<Sindalf>: you don't speak japanese
<Sindalf>: it can be senpai
<Sindalf>: or sempai
<Raze>: i'm an elitist fag
<Klorofolun>: Best kind
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Pardon me for not having a speech impediment and changing it to fucking "Sempai".
<Klorofolun>: =D
<Raze>: your opinions meam nothing to me
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: You're drunk, aren't you?
<Sindalf>: you should speak japanese like I do, I am fluent
<Sindalf>: desu
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: WHY WON'T YOU KICK THIS HABIT OF YOURS?
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Sindalf: You make me so hot with your words...
<futaloli>: lol sinda`
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Speak to me...
<Raze>: also
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: In your language...
<Raze>: why the fuck
<Raze>: is there like
<Raze>: 80lines
<Raze>: for a sex scene
<Klorofolun>: :|
<Raze>: it's like a fucking commentary
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: PARDON THEM FOR COMMUNICATING.
<Sindalf>: because japanese people live boring office lives
<Klorofolun>: They must be pretty bored
<Raze>: just shut up and move those hips bitch
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Raze: "AND SEMPAI JUST DROVE RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE."
<Sindalf>: they don't have time for chit chat and sex
<Kaimax>: I still want to know what are you translating... >_>
<Sindalf>: so they do them both at once
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: What do you think about these sudden turns of events, Chuck?
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Chuck: Well, Jefferson, I think that that bitch needs to shut that whore mouth of hers and move those whore hips, of hers.
<Sindalf>: hmmm
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Jefferson: OUTSTANDING COMMENTARY, JOE.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Chuck: Name's Chuck, Jefferson.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Jefferson: Neato.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: That's when Raze's rapid masturbation sounds drown out the commentators' voices.
<Sindalf>: theANIMATION_HD.wmv
<Sindalf>: obviously
<Sindalf>: raze is transalting
<Sindalf>: the animation HD
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Wow.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: I hear it's way better than The Iteration HD.
<Sindalf>: its going to be the best looking hentai you have ever seen
<Kaimax>: lol funny
<Sindalf>: full 1080p
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: And completely trounces The Insane Ramblings HD.
<Klorofolun>: Hooray!
<Klorofolun>: Blu-ray quality censors
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: 1080 penises?
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Sounds like you'd like that, Sindalf.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: =3
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: AND WHERE IS MY HOT JAPANESE TALKING TO, HUH?
<Raze>: ?·?·? ??~
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Klorofolun: Now the squares and shit will make you feel twice as mad. =D
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Raze: In Romaji, friend.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: THAT GOT ME HOT, BUT DID NOT GITIT DONE.
<Raze>: i see no need to cater to you commoners
<Sindalf>: speaking of 1080p hentai
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Pardon me, but I'm high class.
<Raze>: then learn to read
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<Qwertyisslangforgay>: I only offer my services to those who pay me lots of money.
<Sindalf>:
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: That's high class.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Right there.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Raze: YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. D'=
<Tranquility>: lol
<Tranquility>: that was amusing raze
<Tranquility>: cause I imagined it being said
<chaosbreak>: raze: how do you type this symbol ·?
<Tranquility>: animuwomen are so...
<Kaimax>: yo chaos, how's Subahibi, did you finally understand it?
<chaosbreak>: got tired
<Klorofolun>: You know, I just noticed something
<chaosbreak>: played ff9
<Kaimax>: ROFL
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: chaosbreak|FFE: It's called the ghost of a period, dumbass.
<Klorofolun>: Bakemonogatari = written for weeaboos
<Klorofolun>: Sindalf says Bakemonogatari = masterpiece
<Klorofolun>: So that means Sindalf = weeaboo?
<chaosbreak>: i am asking HOW to type that out btw
<Kaimax>: lol
<Sindalf>: no
<Sindalf>: you just all
<Tranquility>: lol
<Sindalf>: can't tell a thread
<Sindalf>: from a normal thread
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Did anybody notice how Harmonian is so serious about aminays?
<Sindalf>: https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=41583
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Sindalf: Why
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: The fuck
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: are you
<Sindalf>: its so damn obvious
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: typing like
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: this
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: ?
<Sindalf>: because thats how we do it
<Sindalf>: in other channels~
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: The faggot channels?
<Sindalf>: it prevents tl;dr
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: It annoys me.
<Sindalf>: your name annoys me
<Sindalf>: so we are even
<Tranquility>: the second you get over 3 characters it becomes tl;dr, tbh
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: You trying to be "A_Lost_Soul"?
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Tranquility: I lost you after "the", bro. =/
*** Klorofolun is now known as DeaththeKid
<Tranquility>: Qwerty, I lost you after shut the fuck up
<chaosbreak>: .
<DeaththeKid>: I don't know what the point of doing this actually was
*** DeaththeKid is now known as Klorofolun
<Kaimax>: lol chaos
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Tranquility: Heh.
<Sindalf>: guys
<Sindalf>: would you hit it
<Sindalf>:
<Tranquility>: I told you sindalf
<Tranquility>: I'll never click a link you post
<Klorofolun>: Wasn't that previously a guy?
<Klorofolun>: :|
<Sindalf>: It's a guy
<Kaimax>: lol
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Fuck
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: I knew it was a guy.
<Sindalf>: I would probably hit it
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: But I still masturbated to it...
<Sindalf>: regardless
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: God fucking dammit.
<Sindalf>: if its pretty
<Sindalf>: fuck it
<Sindalf>: there is no gay
<Klorofolun>: Fap first, worry late
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: HAI
<Klorofolun>: *;ater
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: EVERYBODY
<Klorofolun>: fuck
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: SINDALF THINKS THERE IS NO GAY
<Tranquility>: Nothing wrong with gay
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: LET US ALL SHOVE OUR PENISES INTO HIS ORIFICES.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Good times will be had.
<Klorofolun>: HOORAY
<Klorofolun>: Imma go play L4D2 now
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: I'm going to be thinking about Johnny Depp while I'm doing Sindalf. =d
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: *=D
<Tranquility>: ..
Tranquility sniffles
<Tranquility>: You'd do sindalf?
<Sindalf>: that picture?
<Sindalf>: probably
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Only to prove my point.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Sindalf thinks there is no gay.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Therefore, my first action would be "Bang Sindalf."
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Homoerotic overtones, baby. ;D
<Tranquility>: Doing sindalf would only accomplish one thing
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Getting pubic lice?
<Tranquility>: making him a very joyous gay
<Sindalf>: Sodomize her
<Sindalf>: With a Rake
<Tranquility>: what
<Tranquility>: What
<Tranquility>: Sindalf stop pretending you are into women
<Sindalf>: Be a Man
<Sindalf>: She's just a girl
<Sindalf>: Just a friend she says
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Liar.
<Sindalf>: Friends can still fuck
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: ...
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Uhh...
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: I feel like we're going into the weird place in Sindalf's mind...
<Sindalf>: Don't ask her out
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: I.E. Sindalf's mind.
<Sindalf>: Tell her
<Raze>: friends make for a good fuck
*** Saji|elsewhere is now known as Saji
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Raze: THEN
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: THEN
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: YOU CAN LIKE
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: EAT THEIR FOOD
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: AND SHRUG WHEN THEY'RE LIKE
<Tranquility>: ........................................................
<bakafoxx>: ...
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?"
<Tranquility>: what
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: I don't know.
<Sindalf>: Stare into the abyss
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: I just imagine Raze being a fat food eater.
<Sindalf>: make it blink first
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Sindalf: I am not staring into your anus.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: =|
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Stop fucking asking.
<Sindalf>: You were born a winner
<Sindalf>: You were the fastest sperm
+++ ChanServ has given op to Raze
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Yeah, so uh, not going to look into your anus, bro.
<Raze>: it's true i eat fat foods
<Sindalf>: You're an army of on
<Sindalf>: Declare war
<Raze>: i weigh 500 pounds
<Sindalf>: *one
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Seriously, what is with you and your anus, Sindalf?
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: STOP TALKING TO IT
<Sindalf>: Fight fire
<Sindalf>: With your fists
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Raze: And you stand in pastures and eat grass.
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: All fucking day.
<Sindalf>: Punch babies
<Raze>: grass isn't a fatty food
<Sindalf>: for doubting you
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Sindalf: I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE HOT FISTS UP YOUR ASS
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: SHUT
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: THE FUCK
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: UP
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Raze: But what with all your grazing.
<Tranquility>: It's hard for me to decide
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: You would gain quite a bit of weight.
<Tranquility>: which of you two is the biggest faggot
<Tranquility>: Sindalf, or Qwertyisslangforgay
<Sindalf>: raze is going to be fat one day anyway
<Sindalf>: when he becomes a doctor
<Tranquility>: I'm leaning towards Qwertyisslangforgay
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Sindalf is a huge fag.
<Tranquility>: pretty sure he's a bit less gay than sindalf
<Tranquility>: but
<Sindalf>: he will have all that stress and lack of free time to exercise
<Tranquility>: it's really hard to tell
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: He likes stuff up his ass. =/
<Sindalf>: so hes probably going to get fat
<Sindalf>: at once point
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: Hot fists and stuff.
<Sindalf>: or atleast chunky
<Qwertyisslangforgay>: He gonna' be a surgeon?

<Coco>: DFC
<Space>: DELICIOUS FUCKING COOKIES
<Sisami>: Cock
<Sisami>: I closed the tab.
<Sisami>: Once again "So who's actually listening to the song?"
<Coco>: No one
<Coco>: EVER
<Space>: No one
<Sisami>: Coco-tan: An abbreviation for defecation?
<Space>: DELICIOUS FUCKING COOKIES
<Sisami>: DFC I mean.
<Sisami>: SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Space>: n00b
<Sisami>: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW
<Sisami>: DEAL WITH IT
<TehMikuruSlave>: DELICIOUS FAGGOT COCK
<Space>: That's too bad
<TehMikuruSlave>: AMIRITE
<TehMikuruSlave>: 'MIRITE?
<Sisami>: Ew.
<Sisami>: You weirdo.
<Sisami>: Go away.
<Space>: Sisami loves dfc
<Space>: tms' def.
<Asphodel>: Obvy.
<Sisami>: Why is everybody abb. things?
<Hikarino>: yikes.
<Coco>: Sisami, it's so we make you look smarter :>
<Hikarino>: That's impossible, Coco
<Hikarino>: Beyond our capabilities.
<Sisami>: OOOOOOOOOOOH
<Sisami>: I JUST GOT SERVED
<Hikarino>: I did not serve you
<Sisami>: HIKARINO IS DISHIN' OUT THE SERVES
<Hikarino>: I'm not yout butler
<Sisami>: ONE CANNOT DENY THAT YOU JUST BEAT MY ASS
<Sisami>: ON THE FLY
<Coco>: I did not serve you burgers,SIR
<Asphodel>: On the fly.
<Asphodel>: NO.
<Coco>: Sisami, so many caps
<Asphodel>: Sisami is angry.
<Sisami>: In your ass.
<Coco>: Can't read conversations
<Asphodel>: With gay rage.
<Asphodel>: Because he can't get a job at American Apparel.
<Sisami>: I'm goin' black gangsta' rap, yo
<Asphodel>: Or whatever it was.
<Coco>: WHOA
<Coco>: WHOA
<Sisami>: YEEEEEEEEEEAH
<Coco>: RACIST DEPICTION OF BLACK PEOPLE
<Sisami>: SOOOOOOOOOOOOON
<Sisami>: Your penis is a racist depiction of black people
<Asphodel>: NO U
<Coco>: durrrrrrrrrrr
<Sisami>: NO
<Sisami>: U
<Hikarino>: Sisami.
<Sisami>: Hikarhino.

This was about Julio and how long his downloadanz of Tales of The Abyss[Best game ever] was taking and my bitching about how his stupid fuckhead Mexicano internet is[You know, initially].

<Kuroneko11>: WELL, IF YOU WANT TO HELP SEEDING
<Sisami>: NO
<Sisami>: I CAN SAY I DO NOT
<Kuroneko11>: YOU'RE FREE TO HELP
<Kuroneko11>: IF NOT, SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP
<Sisami>: OH
<Sisami>: OH HELL NAW
<Space>: haha
<Sisami>: YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Sisami>: NO SIR
<Space>: [15:39] <Kuroneko11> YOU'RE FREE TO HELP
<Sisami>: YOU DO NOT TELL SHANIQUA TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Sisami>: NO
<Space>: [15:39] <Kuroneko11> IF NOT, SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP
<Kuroneko11>: I FUCKING DID
<Space>: [15:39] <Kuroneko11> YOU'RE FREE TO HELP
<Space>: [15:39] <Kuroneko11> IF NOT, SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP
<Sisami>: YEAH
<Sisami>: WELL
<Sisami>: FUCK YOU
<Sisami>: BECAUSE SHANIQUA TELLS YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Space>: [15:39] <Kuroneko11> YOU'RE FREE TO HELP
<Space>: [15:39] <Kuroneko11> IF NOT, SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP
<Kuroneko11>: I'LL KICK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU
<Space>: oh god
<Space>: tough guyism
<happykillin>: RAPE
<Space>: ill be over there...
<Sisami>: YOU MEXICAN FENCE HOPPER WITH YOUR NAME WITH TOO MANY SYLLABLES!
<Sisami>: I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT
<Kuroneko11>: STFU YOU PALESTENIAN
<Sisami>: OH SHIT NO
<Sisami>: OH SHIT NO
<Sisami>: I AM MUSLIM, DUMBFUCK.
<Sisami>: PALESTENIAN'S ARE JEWISH.
<Sisami>: PROBABLY[I learned three days ago that Palestinians are Muslim. You know, probably.]
<Kuroneko11>: SAME FUCKING THING
<Sisami>: NOP
<Kuroneko11>: LOL
<Sisami>: NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING
<Sisami>: NOP
<Kuroneko11>: ACTUALLY, NO LOL
<Sisami>: BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO LOL?
<Sisami>: M' BAD
<Sisami>: FORGOT YOU HAD A PENIS TUMOR
<Sisami>: Wait, what?
<Space>: So...
<Space>: Sisami is a Jew, and Kuro is a mexican?
<Kuroneko11>: I STILL HAVE MY BALLS, UNLIKE YOU
<Sisami>: OH
<Sisami>: OH
<Sisami>: OH FUCK NO
<Sisami>: THE GLOVES HAVE BEEN THROWED DOWN UP IN THIS BITCH
<Space>: throwed
<Sisami>: YEAH
<Sisami>: THROWED, SON.
<Sisami>: WA'CHU WAN'?! WA'CHU WAN'?!
<Sisami>: Kuroneko11: SON, YOU BEST BE RESTING THEM LIPS.
Space sips his Earl Grey
Kuroneko11 THROWES GLOVE AT SESAME
<Sisami>: OH
<Sisami>: FUCK
<Sisami>: NO
<Sindalf>: http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=download&tid=123079
<Sindalf>: k-on season 2 is out
<Space>: first ep?
Sisami thrusts his penis into Kuroneko11's anus.
<Sindalf>: yes
<Kuroneko11>: AH YOU GAY JEWISH BASTARD
<Space>: :D
<Space>: I clicked
Sisami puts Kuroneko11 in a Full Nelson lock while he pounds away at his nelson.
<Space>: thank you Sindalf<3
<Space>: So
<Space>: It turned pretty homoerotic in here
<Sisami>: "Welcome to interracial gay wrestling!"
<Space>: I'm going to assume Sisami and Kuroneko11 are both fapping away now.
<Sisami>: Yeah.
<Kuroneko11>: On a serious note now, is abortion looked down upon by most people?
<Sisami>: I'm typing and shit.
<Black_Jesus_JC>: You m,ean more erotic than me doing you in the butt Space?
<Sisami>: Yeah, actually.
<Space>: Yeah
<Space>: More so
<Sisami>: Most people view it as murder.
<Space>: Also
<Space>: Abortion
<Black_Jesus_JC>: IMPOSSIBLE
<Kuroneko11>: Really?
<Space>: It's not my decision, I don't care.
<Sisami>: Black_Jesus_JC: I'm hot, BlowJob.
<Kuroneko11>: Man, is that retarded
<Sisami>: I OVERPOWER YOUR SEXUAL PROWESS
<Black_Jesus_JC>: I'M HOTTER THAN SISAMI
<Sisami>: NO
<Sisami>: I AM HOTTER THAN YOU
<Sisami>: AND I HAVE SMOOTH HANDS
<Kuroneko11>: I'M A FURRY
<Space>: I've seen Jesus. He is pretty damn hot
<Sisami>: SHUT UP
<Sisami>: YOU'RE MEXICAN
<Sisami>: MAKE ME A TACO
<Sisami>: Yet you haven't seen me.
<Sisami>: So your imagination runs wild and makes me impossibly hot.
<Sisami>: In cho' mind.
<Sisami>: THEREFORE
<Sisami>: TO SPACE
<Sisami>: I AM HOTTER.
<Sisami>: Flawless logic.
<Black_Jesus_JC>: NO I AM HOTTER
<Black_Jesus_JC>: BECAUSE SPACE HAS SEEN PICS OF ME
<Sisami>: I SAID "FLAWLESS LOGIC"
<Black_Jesus_JC>: AND HE FAPS EVERYTIME
<Sisami>: SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Black_Jesus_JC>: NO
<Sisami>: STOP DELUDING YOUR BLACK SELF
<Sisami>: YES
<Sisami>: STOP IT
<Black_Jesus_JC>: I AM NOT DELUDING MYSELF
<Kuroneko11>: I IMAGINE YOU AS A RORENY DUDE WEARING A KIPPAH
<Sisami>: Kippah?
<Space>: I think I should be the one to make the judgement of who I think is hotter.
<Sisami>: Black_Jesus_JC: YES
<Sisami>: YES YOU IS
<Kuroneko11>: It's the hat you wear everyday
<Sisami>: I don't wear a hat.
<Space>: You mean towel
<Black_Jesus_JC>: AND I'M HOTTER RIGHT SPACE?
<Sisami>: My hair would be restrained and shit.
<Kuroneko11>: jesus provide pics
<Space>: Jesus is hotter
<Kuroneko11>: of yourself
<Sisami>: ...
<Sisami>: ='[
<Space>: I like his personality better
<Sisami>: G-g-g
Sisami weeps many a tear.
<Space>: QQ more,sandy vag.
Sisami unhands Space's crotch.
<Sisami>: Fuck you, Space.
<Space>: Under hand?
<Sisami>: No more hot Sisami dick for you no more.
<Space>: You tickling my balls?
<Sisami>: I SAID UNHAND YOU ILLITERATE FUCK.
<Kuroneko11>: brb
<Sisami>: I am too hurt now.
<Sisami>: I am leaving.
<Space>: Bye
<Space>: I'll miss you Sisami ):
<Black_Jesus_JC>: I'M GLAD I HURT YOUR FEELINGS SISAMI
<Sisami>: NO
<Sisami>: FUCK YOU
<Sisami>: FUCK YOU BLOWJOB AND SPACE
<Black_Jesus_JC>: I KNOW YOU WANT TO
<Black_Jesus_JC>: BUT NO
<Sisami>: NO
<Sisami>: NOT LIKE THAT
<Sisami>: IT WAS MEANT TO BE A HURTFUL PHRASE
<Sisami>: NOT A REQUEST
<Sisami>: SO
<Sisami>: FUCK YOU
Completes Unrelated: Nashrakh

<Sisami>: Space is hating.
<Sisami>: =[
<Hibia>: It happens
<Hibia>: Space is pretty cute though so you can't fault him
<Sisami>: Is his vagina bleeding?
<Kenhugs>: everywhere
<Sisami>: Does he not have a foam rocket ship? 3=
<Kenhugs>: if it was foam, it would be dragged down by the weight of his blood
<Hibia>: sexy
<Hibia>: wut
<Sisami>: But wouldn't that just mean he'd have to keep... Reloading?
<Sisami>: I deduce a quick trip to Costco[Industrial size pack!! =D] should solve his problems of cruel lashing outs and carpet stains.
<deviryuu>: oh cool a video for fallout 4
<Space>: Uhm.
<Space>: My vagina is just fine, thank you.
<Space>: And it's silicone.
<Space>: Not foam.
<Space>: Battery powered
<deviryuu>: http://fallout.bethsoft.com/eng/home/teaser.php
<Sisami>: Dammit, Space. I do not understand the inner workings of your transvestite bleeding vagina foam[Read: Silicone] rocket ship plugs!!
<Space>: So, Sisami.
<Sisami>: Yes, my love?
<Space>: When were you going to come over and love me tender?
<Tassu>: with tentacles?
<Space>: Yes.
<Sisami>: When your vagina stops bleeding.
<Space>: Would you like to watch, Tassu?
<Sisami>: And when I can buy a squid.
<Sindalf>: Jacob: you awake?
<Tassu>: uuh, squid
<Space>: Sisami, my vagina is just fine.
<Sisami>: Octopi cost too much.
<Space>: I have a live squid.
<Sisami>: I refuse to take that chance.
<Sisami>: I AM NOT GETTING BLOOD ALL OVER MY DICK.
<Sisami>: NOT AGAIN, SPACE.
<Space>: Sisami doesn't love me ;__;
<Sisami>: NOT AGAIN.
<Sisami>: Correction: Sisami doesn't love my bleeding vagina.
<Sisami>: Now, if your vagina's blood free.
<Space>: It is ):
<Sisami>: I'd tender love the hell out of it.
<Sisami>: Pix or it didn't happen.
<Sisami>: =/
<Space>: You don't trust me?
<Space>: He doesn't ):
<Black_Jesus_JC>: Are we talking about Space's vagina?
<Sisami>: Space, when it comes to menstrual blood getting on my dick... Trust does not play an important role.
<Space>: Yes
<Sisami>: Or any role, for that matter.
<Black_Jesus_JC>: or vaginas in general?
<Space>: Mine, Jesus
<Black_Jesus_JC>: oh
<Sisami>: He wants a DP.
<Space>: Sisami, a real man would earn his Red Wings.
<Sisami>: My cock and his octopus.
<Space>: Squid.
<Sisami>: But I ain't gettin' blood on my cock.
<Black_Jesus_JC>: kinky
<Sisami>: Squids: They are pointy dildo's.
<Sisami>: NOT ONLY TENOOCROO
<Sisami>: BUT POINTY DIRUDO 2
<Black_Jesus_JC>: i wouldn't want blood on my dick either
<Sisami>: No, this ain't normal blood, man.
<Sisami>: This is Transvestite menstrual blood.
<Sisami>: That shit is like... The Jackalope of shit that comes out of vagina's.
<Space>: I want a jackalope
<Sisami>: IT'S RARE, BUT IT'S OUT THERE.
<Sisami>: As do I...
<Sisami>: It's basically Chopper from One Piece.
<Sisami>: But with some Rabbit shit on it.
<Space>: I'm done with this.
Space walks away.
<Sisami>: D'=
<Sisami>: BUT I AM BEARING YOUR CHILD
<Sisami>: D'=
Space Captain Kirk's Sisami
Ickyarkman eats the baby
Sisami did not watch Star Trek.

And so ends Space's sex life with me... You know, like, if you don't count the times I raped him after this event...