So I ate a fortune cookie...

I learned a new word.


水果 (shui guo) = Fruits

To make dreams real, you have to have them.

Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 7, 11, 15, 36

I was amazed.

Oh, I nearly died today. Chill shit, eh.

Water fruit?

I will use what I've learned to help those in need.

OH FUCK. THE NUMBER 3? OH FUCK. ENLIGHTENMENT ENSUES.

it must be like this.
"i ate a fortune cookie with a fortune like this.
'you will die tommorow, but not today. aren't you lucky?'"

gratz when???i can wait when u die....invite to u house when u die..

one word Rephrase...
and am not going to die like that.