So I have an interview tomorrow...

...For an office job.

I'm hoping I get it mainly for better pay and benefits.
Not having to clean the jack shacks, not getting hit on by old men, not being constantly asked by same old men to let them give me fallatio, not being invited to join the freemasons, play with rubber fists and giant dicks would be considered a bonus as well.

Pic sort of related.

Do you work in a brothel right now or something?! O_o

Also, disturbing picture is disturbing.

Porn store.
Too pretty for brothels... wait... ummm...

I smell a porno.

I do too.
...And lube... and lysol...

Oh lord. That.. sounds.. quite disgusting. ._.

Are.. are your customers usually heavily inebriated/intoxicated? Why do you keep getting ..erm.. propositioned?

Is.. is this a gay porn store?

I only clicked on this for the topic image.
You silly negro.

Its not as bad as I make it sound.
No, not all the time. Usually just late on the weekends.
We sell a bit of everything... I'm just pretty is all.




Thats how I bring them in... THEN I RAPE 'EM.

YOU BETTER GET THAT JOB OR YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE!
So good luck bro.

Also.


Lolwut? Masons/Freemasons are fags, trying to run the country. Carpenters are the real badasses. They work with the mafia and shit.

D:
I WANNA KEEP BEING FRIENDS! I'LL DO MY BEST.

I know, right? That was an awkward night.

Are you in the U.S?
Does the store really have .. er.. masturbatory rooms? D: That.. sounds illegal.

No he lives in the land of shit weather and corn.

TRUFAX
I'm roughly 2 hours away from Loner and Toxic Influence, so yes.

Yes, mine does. And no its no illegal... everywhere. Mine is, however. So I have to keep an eye out for REBELS.

A lot of porn huts have jack shacks.. your just not suppose to jack it in it though. One here has live show every sat.

I smell a raping about to happen

I want in.

I had always assumed those places would more likely be found in Europe.
Mine isn't like that.

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Lulz, "Porn Store" on your resume.

hmmm..goodluck~
Didnt know whether I should make my own thread for my 2 recent interviews but I'd rather not have liked any extra stress. ^^; They were a bust. -sigh One called the manager to see if they could use me since they werent hiring really. Meeeh..

Good luck.

The HR lady asked about it too. I could tell she was trying to not laugh.



Eh, fuck it.
Everyone else seems to announce their interviews here, you may as well too.

Just keep looking, I guess.



THANK YOU.