So liek...

Hugo Chavez/s died. Will this affect Amurica? I know for sure it won't affect Indo.

Nope, but a lot Americans are happy since hugo was not a fan of America.

One of my friends wants to start a conspiracy theory that the CIA is secretly giving all the Political Leftys cancer (Jack Layton, Christina Fernandez, Hugo Chavez).

Crackpot theory- and he naturally would since he's hardcore left (he's pretty much a socialist), but it's an interesting coincidence nonetheless.

I don't see how outside of oil and spic baseball recruiting.