So liek...

My secretary just scolded me. She caught me playing Angry Birds in the middle of a meeting about an hour ago. She said whatever I'm doing reflects to the image of our company, and that I'm a role model to my subordinates and blah blah blah.

I mean, really? A role model? Based on that statement, meaning she encouraged all my male subordinates to have polygamy.

Nevertheless, that was something new I saw from her. She's usually so obedient, she didn't even object a bit when I asked her to torrent some VNs or animus when I'm too busy to do so. Maybe she ate something bad this morning? Dunno.

Well provided you are reflecting on the company it may appear that you're trying to knock down structures, I can see how that may be viewed as counter productive

You're not fucking her... why listened to a vagina.

You're my role model.

The only thing is, I'm the owner of that company.

Nice.

She just mad that you're not giving her the D.

Meh, it could be worse. I used to read VNs during meetings.

WELCOME BACK YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

Maybe she read or watched something you had he download and is trying out a lil Femdom?

It depends on what type of vagina it is... for instance Women=Wisdom While Bitches=scandalous so yeah. AND IM NOT SAYING THAT YOU WOULD LISTEN TO ALL WOMEN IM JUST SAYING THEY HAVE WISDOM WHILE OUR DUMBASSES USUALLY JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK! and thats true. but a bitch you should no attention to. So you decide does she sound like a woman when she talks or does she sound like a BIA BIA! PIMP SLAP DAT HOE!

Sorry for any girl how reads this and gets offended I just got out of a REALLY REALLY messed up relationship. So dont get butt hurt cuz I'm just saying what i know.

Nah, she ain't interested in weeaboo stuff. I once recommended to watch some animu, but she declined and said that she already had so much work to do just by dealing with me, and she can't afford to laze around like her boss.

Meh, fuck it. We're having increased profit for the last four month after almost getting into the red thanks to me, so I deserve to slack around a bit.

Indeed you do, good sir, indeed you do

Then why you hurlin birds at it bro think about it



I never left I just lurk a crap ton but thank you mister sneaky

I love that this doesn't make sense, and in a way it does. Don't listen to bitches, alright. You do need to work on that typing and spelling and horrible grammar, honey.

She kinda has a point, you know? But I'm surprised you didn't fire her for being so snappy.
See boss slacking around -> rest of employees start slacking around -> reduced productivity output -> you having to work more again.

TL;DR Let business time be business and leisure time be leisure.

Damn, you got her to download your VNs for you? I'm tempted to say you have a pretty awesome secretary, but I don't know the details. So...is she part of your harem? :3

Firing her? Not a chance in hell. Do you think I could find another person who is young, loyal, capable and obedient (albeit sometimes outspoken)? I don't think I could. Besides, it's not like I'm slacking around openly in front of my subordinates. I only slack off when no one sees me.



Nah, only secretary. I'd be mauled to death if I were to add another one to my roster.

I'm ashamed to say I was expecting to read another 'so then we had sex and she is now my next wife' story.

Dx

-hangs head-

I am sorry I have insulted your honor, sir.

Sounds hot maybe you should add one more to your roster.