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So like...LOLZ??? i don't know
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*Cool story bro mode*
So yeah, today my friend got drunk and he accidentally slit his wrist because he wanted to cut the bottle... with a knife..huh? and he yelled the knife and said
WHY DID YOU CUT ME, YOU DAMN KNIFE!?!?! WHY DID YOU CUT ME!?!?!?!
CUTTING ME IS LIKE CUTTING MY GOD DAMN SOUL!!!! DO YOU HAVE SHAME KNIFE!?!?!?!
Yep and he pass out, luckily my bros sent him to the hospital...
healing his wrist... yeah his ok.
so yeah derail.
So yeah, today my friend got drunk and he accidentally slit his wrist because he wanted to cut the bottle... with a knife..huh? and he yelled the knife and said
WHY DID YOU CUT ME, YOU DAMN KNIFE!?!?! WHY DID YOU CUT ME!?!?!?!
CUTTING ME IS LIKE CUTTING MY GOD DAMN SOUL!!!! DO YOU HAVE SHAME KNIFE!?!?!?!
Yep and he pass out, luckily my bros sent him to the hospital...
healing his wrist... yeah his ok.
so yeah derail.
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Similar story. Friend got smashed once, starting sobbing like a baby and putting cigarettes out on his arm. We never let him mix his liquors after that. He sticks to one drink and that's it.
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animefreak_usa wrote...
I can open booze bottle with a sword... drunk... and naked.That sounds amusing enough to make a viral video out of it.
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AvatarEnd wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
I can open booze bottle with a sword... drunk... and naked.That sounds amusing enough to make a viral video out of it.
Freak needs a beard first. A manly man's long ass, puffy beard that hides birds.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
AvatarEnd wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
I can open booze bottle with a sword... drunk... and naked.That sounds amusing enough to make a viral video out of it.
I believe the video of me drunk as fuck playing "where the fuck my cheeseburger" at Mcd's is enough... also the video of me playing flip cup with moonshine and gin is there too... 21 cups of grain alcohol and i wonder why i woke up in a moving van with a stuff bear and in Bakersfield.
Also i have a long goatee... does that count?
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Your friend got drunk and slit his wrist huh? Looks like someone *puts on sunglasses* lost a part of himself. YEEEAAAAH!
...what?
...what?
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animefreak_usa wrote...
AvatarEnd wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
I can open booze bottle with a sword... drunk... and naked.That sounds amusing enough to make a viral video out of it.
I believe the video of me drunk as fuck playing "where the fuck my cheeseburger" at Mcd's is enough... also the video of me playing flip cup with moonshine and gin is there too... 21 cups of grain alcohol and i wonder why i woke up in a moving van with a stuff bear and in Bakersfield.
Also i have a long goatee... does that count?
you trimmed your full beard (or was it) before?
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
That wasn't a cool story at all, it was rather shitty.
You and your friends seem like retards.
You and your friends seem like retards.
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Waar wrote...
That wasn't a cool story at all, it was rather shitty.You and your friends seem like retards.
What the cat said