so penis equals wood, right?
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So when the penis is erect, it's called wood right? So that makes human men wood elementals, right?
But what about women? Our vaginas get wet with this natual water-like lubricant. Does this make women water elementals?
This makes a lot of sense. Water and Wood combined make Life. Just look at plants and trees! They're living things.
Hmm. I wonder which thing has the fire element with their sexual organs. I bet fucking them would be hot.
But what about women? Our vaginas get wet with this natual water-like lubricant. Does this make women water elementals?
This makes a lot of sense. Water and Wood combined make Life. Just look at plants and trees! They're living things.
Hmm. I wonder which thing has the fire element with their sexual organs. I bet fucking them would be hot.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
I don't know about others but my body is kept live by embalming fluid and pepsi so im more a dark elemental.
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Odamust wrote...
OP, that's not the case for me. Mine's cold hard platinum.Platinum is actually a pretty soft and malleable metal. So basically you have ED.
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BagMan wrote...
Odamust wrote...
OP, that's not the case for me. Mine's cold hard platinum.Platinum is actually a pretty soft and malleable metal. So basically you have ED.
What?
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
NutritiousGoop wrote...
So when the penis is erect, it's called wood right? So that makes human men wood elementals, right?But what about women? Our vaginas get wet with this natual water-like lubricant. Does this make women water elementals?
This makes a lot of sense. Water and Wood combined make Life. Just look at plants and trees! They're living things.
Hmm. I wonder which thing has the fire element with their sexual organs. I bet fucking them would be hot.
STDs make your genitals burn, therefore fire.
Going commando gives a breeze between the knees, therefore air.
The four elegenitals.
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Gravity cat wrote...
NutritiousGoop wrote...
So when the penis is erect, it's called wood right? So that makes human men wood elementals, right?But what about women? Our vaginas get wet with this natual water-like lubricant. Does this make women water elementals?
This makes a lot of sense. Water and Wood combined make Life. Just look at plants and trees! They're living things.
Hmm. I wonder which thing has the fire element with their sexual organs. I bet fucking them would be hot.
STDs make your genitals burn, therefore fire.
Going commando gives a breeze between the knees, therefore air.
The four elegenitals.
so earth would be rock hard? or metal hard rock? this is confusing, because wood belongs to chinese astrology while air is a classic element
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
NutritiousGoop wrote...
So when the penis is erect, it's called wood right? So that makes human men wood elementals, right?But what about women? Our vaginas get wet with this natual water-like lubricant. Does this make women water elementals?
This makes a lot of sense. Water and Wood combined make Life. Just look at plants and trees! They're living things.
Hmm. I wonder which thing has the fire element with their sexual organs. I bet fucking them would be hot.
STDs make your genitals burn, therefore fire.
Going commando gives a breeze between the knees, therefore air.
The four elegenitals.
so earth would be rock hard? or metal hard rock? this is confusing, because wood belongs to chinese astrology while air is a classic element
Wood can be associated with Earth.
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Gravity cat wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
NutritiousGoop wrote...
So when the penis is erect, it's called wood right? So that makes human men wood elementals, right?But what about women? Our vaginas get wet with this natual water-like lubricant. Does this make women water elementals?
This makes a lot of sense. Water and Wood combined make Life. Just look at plants and trees! They're living things.
Hmm. I wonder which thing has the fire element with their sexual organs. I bet fucking them would be hot.
STDs make your genitals burn, therefore fire.
Going commando gives a breeze between the knees, therefore air.
The four elegenitals.
so earth would be rock hard? or metal hard rock? this is confusing, because wood belongs to chinese astrology while air is a classic element
Wood can be associated with Earth.
but where do i fit hard rock then?
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
NutritiousGoop wrote...
So when the penis is erect, it's called wood right? So that makes human men wood elementals, right?But what about women? Our vaginas get wet with this natual water-like lubricant. Does this make women water elementals?
This makes a lot of sense. Water and Wood combined make Life. Just look at plants and trees! They're living things.
Hmm. I wonder which thing has the fire element with their sexual organs. I bet fucking them would be hot.
STDs make your genitals burn, therefore fire.
Going commando gives a breeze between the knees, therefore air.
The four elegenitals.
so earth would be rock hard? or metal hard rock? this is confusing, because wood belongs to chinese astrology while air is a classic element
Wood can be associated with Earth.
but where do i fit hard rock then?
Also Earth
Because mud and rocks
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Gravity cat wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
NutritiousGoop wrote...
So when the penis is erect, it's called wood right? So that makes human men wood elementals, right?But what about women? Our vaginas get wet with this natual water-like lubricant. Does this make women water elementals?
This makes a lot of sense. Water and Wood combined make Life. Just look at plants and trees! They're living things.
Hmm. I wonder which thing has the fire element with their sexual organs. I bet fucking them would be hot.
STDs make your genitals burn, therefore fire.
Going commando gives a breeze between the knees, therefore air.
The four elegenitals.
so earth would be rock hard? or metal hard rock? this is confusing, because wood belongs to chinese astrology while air is a classic element
Wood can be associated with Earth.
but where do i fit hard rock then?
Also Earth
Because mud and rocks
was expecting an ass comeback. we are obviously lacking teamplay
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
NutritiousGoop wrote...
So when the penis is erect, it's called wood right? So that makes human men wood elementals, right?But what about women? Our vaginas get wet with this natual water-like lubricant. Does this make women water elementals?
This makes a lot of sense. Water and Wood combined make Life. Just look at plants and trees! They're living things.
Hmm. I wonder which thing has the fire element with their sexual organs. I bet fucking them would be hot.
STDs make your genitals burn, therefore fire.
Going commando gives a breeze between the knees, therefore air.
The four elegenitals.
so earth would be rock hard? or metal hard rock? this is confusing, because wood belongs to chinese astrology while air is a classic element
Wood can be associated with Earth.
but where do i fit hard rock then?
Also Earth
Because mud and rocks
was expecting an ass comeback. we are obviously lacking teamplay
Fuck
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Lughost
the Lugoat
Odamust wrote...
BagMan wrote...
Odamust wrote...
OP, that's not the case for me. Mine's cold hard platinum.Platinum is actually a pretty soft and malleable metal. So basically you have ED.
What?
I hate that scene.
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Lughost wrote...
Odamust wrote...
BagMan wrote...
Odamust wrote...
OP, that's not the case for me. Mine's cold hard platinum.Platinum is actually a pretty soft and malleable metal. So basically you have ED.
What?
I hate that scene.
Spoiler:
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MegaNekuro wrote...
So if you put Wood with Wood...you get Fire!( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)
So gay men are fire elemental?
I guess that is hot! And it makes sense. Rub two sticks together, friction builds up, then the spark and (flaming gooey squirt noises)
Alas for lesbians, Water and Water just makes a bigger puddle of water. I know from experience. Still, it's probably enough water to make rainbows to decorate the LGBT flag with.
I bet lesbians would make great mermaids though.
