So we got I.B-tan....

True.

Guess I oughta quit taking your statements at face value.

Is it not difficult to socilaise when you're so... abrasive?

Angry Nipples has SD.

I think it's quite obvious when I'm being serious, or trying to be taken seriously.

As for being abrasive...meh. I guess one can't expect everyone else to have thick skin.

Can I draw fag-tan?

My dad always told me that I have a thick skull- does that count?

SD'd just be a big block of text with "HURR POLITICS DURR RELIGION" being the only readable words.

Yay, I get to be a mascot!

Why not both?

I definitely think tegumi for computers. Maybe even tegs for food and cooking, and have her in a naked apron/ cleavagy chefs outfit with no pants, as steven said [size=1]inb4 she bans me for a few hours for saying that[/h]

As for the rest, I love pumpjacks ideas.
but mine:
Welcomes/ greetings: A shy girl or something. very cutesy
Random: a little kid with tonnes of question marks around his head, looking overly confused. Also maybe masturbating, since that's about 90% of random >.>
IB: Ib-tan
CTFG: the fangirl idea seems too perfect to change
Nosebleed: Something smoking hot. Girl in some decent lingerie?
SD: two very formally dressed characters bickering
Manga, doujinshi and video: Something similar to tegs. A glasses girl, probably brown hair, instead of black. OHWAITIHAVEATERRIBLEIDEA. A brown haired tegumi. huehuehue
Requests: Haruhi suzumiya
Computers: Tegs
Art: A girl painting something. possibly in overalls with a cleavy top (singlet?), and one strap of the overalls hanging down. Yooo
Cosplays: Tegs in a costume
LRR: As lolli said; a guy and a girl holding hands or something
Music: a guy or girl holding a guitar. Maybe one with a guitar, one with drums?
Vidya: A girl posing with a controller, maybe?
Writing and lemons: maybe a guy at a desk writing, with a large stack of paper (with writing on it) to insinuate writing a book?

It's bad, coz I dont draw.

Angry nipples for SD and IB-tan for IB.

Aaaand this is just a thought, but I think it would be something even Jacob could like: all the sections dont need their own tans, BUT it would be super cute if Momoka dressed up differently for all different sections :>

I hope I'm not the only one who doesn't want each section to have a mascot

I mean angry nipples for SD does hold its interest on me
and I don't mind IB tan *hits self* (you love IB tan stupid!)

I kinda feel that if every section has one then it would kinda lose it's...
hmmm what's the word for that?
novelty?
appeal?

NO.


Also, we could do the whole family sitcom drama routine. It would fail, and it would do so gloriously.

Random-kun: So painfully plain and generic that nobody really cares about him. The John Smith. Arguably the only sane person around.

CTFG-chan: Goofy, braindead fangirl. Long bright hair, huge tits and sparkles are mandatory. She secretly snorts coke and is a total passive-aggressive slutbitch that everyone secretly hates, but can't bring themselves to say it.

IB-tan: The loli asshole cunt. Typical fucking annoying kid that is too smart for its own good. Speaks wit East-End accent. A really big softy at heart, she wants to be loved and adored.


....

......

Bahahahaha, right, she's a fucking cunt and likes being that way.

SD Twins: A middle-aged couple. Man dressed like The Man, woman wearing something out of FARC promo vid. Completely disconnected from everyone and everything. Designated comic relief.

Computer Section: Killer Robot Maid from the Future a.k.a Tegumi

Food & Cooking section: Longevity with appropriately outrageous hairdo.

Figures, Mecha and Toys: A slutty mecha-musume chick with a fetish of being fucked in front of an audience with lots and lots of toys.

Love, Romance and Relationship: Sociopathic, emotionally-inept yandere chick. The more psychological problems she suffers from, the better.

Dreams and Aspirations: The druggy. May be male or female. Always high, all the time. Doesn't know what's going on, because, loldrugs. Always abused, in every possible way.

Video Games: Buffed up plumber armed with sawn-off, Desert Eagle, balls of steel and sunglasses. Generally bad fashion sense, speaks only in game quotes. He has 4 girlfriends - P.C, 360, PS3 and Wii, that are all typical shallow personality types. Is secretly a pedophile, and keeps raping this little Gamesomething gal he had hidden in his basement along with PS3s mom, PS2.

Writing and Fanfiction: Typical NEET girl with really badly kept hair. Pretends to be really savvy about sex; doesn't know anything. Likes DnD and eroges.

User Uploads: The pimp guy. Sells drugs. Always immaculately dressed, like he just walked off the Smooth Criminal vid stage. He's better than you, and always will be. His ladies are *always* on time.

Feedback: Never showed on-screen. Probably boss of one of the characters. Characterized as inept, boorish moron, he still does better job than any of the protagonists ever could.

Manga, Doujinshi and User Videos: Bespectacled version of smug bastard. Has a tendency to dramatically state what everyone else knew. Secretly wishes that he had enough balls to casually snort coke and kill bitches or something.

Meet and Greet: The narrator, he is in fact, Morgan Freeman.

Yeah... I like my idea better.

I have a naked girl playing ps1.

I like how often Tegs is being proposed as section mascot.

How can you draw an angry nipple??? :V

Make it happen Raparperi-sama.

Oh god.. I wont promise anything, but if I cant think of anything better to draw, I can try it some day :D

As someone that frequently visits the Figure section, I'd really like to see the Figures, Mecha, and Toys section get a mascot.

I can imagine a slim/slender female character with long, light blonde hair, a hairband that has a little Zaku head on it, in some sort of light blue tight-space-suit, surrounded by dakis, figures, and TCG cards. Too bad I suck at drawing. :P