So, what do you do after you fap?
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Catastrophe_DX wrote...
Lamz0r wrote...
japsa wrote...
And then you spit it into the toilet/sink right?Why exactly would he bother with getting it to his mouth and then spitting it?
Brushing his teeth? If urine is pretty useful in it, why can't sperm too?
Makes your teeth whiter than any toothpaste ever could.
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japsa wrote...
You perverts are giving me screwed up thoughtsYou agreed to this when you registered... disclaimer should be somewhere near Jacob's horsehead pictures.
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Longevity wrote...
Teclo wrote...
Longevity wrote...
point it towards my mouth and say "AH!"So after you've jizzed your horrible watery spunk onto the carpet, you point at your mouth and say "Ah"? That's pretty weird, dude.
No i aim it towards my mouth b4 i shoot.
And it gets as far as your belly button, amirite?
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jenslyn wrote...
I preform a preemptive measure to avoid this problem all together.Just before shooting I apply hard pressure at the root of my penis, thereby preventing any spunk from coming out at all.
It works very well and allows me to be a pervert in so many more places :D
I see what you did there,
Cause then when you're gonna fuck or you arrive home it's all swollen and up, so when you come you release like a fountain of sperm.
Nice strategy, man.
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Teclo wrote...
Longevity wrote...
Teclo wrote...
Longevity wrote...
point it towards my mouth and say "AH!"So after you've jizzed your horrible watery spunk onto the carpet, you point at your mouth and say "Ah"? That's pretty weird, dude.
No i aim it towards my mouth b4 i shoot.
And it gets as far as your belly button, amirite?
Only when i'm running on empty.
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jenslyn wrote...
I preform a preemptive measure to avoid this problem all together.Just before shooting I apply hard pressure at the root of my penis, thereby preventing any spunk from coming out at all.
It works very well and allows me to be a pervert in so many more places :D
Ah, I've done that too a few times. But I've noticed that it doesn't feel as good as when shooting it.
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SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
For some reason I have to take a major piss after I spew my man milk.I do the same, but for me it's not a normal piss. I don't know if pressure builds up where the piss is stored, but I think I could put a jet wash to shame.
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jenslyn wrote...
I preform a preemptive measure to avoid this problem all together.Just before shooting I apply hard pressure at the root of my penis, thereby preventing any spunk from coming out at all.
It works very well and allows me to be a pervert in so many more places :D
I don't think you should do that ._.
Holding up your sperm isn't good at all. ._.
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Ichihara Kuyo wrote...
jenslyn wrote...
I preform a preemptive measure to avoid this problem all together.Just before shooting I apply hard pressure at the root of my penis, thereby preventing any spunk from coming out at all.
It works very well and allows me to be a pervert in so many more places :D
I don't think you should do that ._.
Holding up your sperm isn't good at all. ._.
You crazy? When you hold it for a week once you shoot it. It's the best feeling in the world. I love it.
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SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
For some reason I have to take a major piss after I spew my man milk.Usually, me too. hum, also: not man milk, woman juice in my case.
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Longevity wrote...
Ichihara Kuyo wrote...
jenslyn wrote...
I preform a preemptive measure to avoid this problem all together.Just before shooting I apply hard pressure at the root of my penis, thereby preventing any spunk from coming out at all.
It works very well and allows me to be a pervert in so many more places :D
I don't think you should do that ._.
Holding up your sperm isn't good at all. ._.
You crazy? When you hold it for a week once you shoot it. It's the best feeling in the world. I love it.
I think he means denying his load to leave and keeping them down.
You know how a prisoner always looks forward to release day? Well it's like that accept on their release day the Warden just says "You ain't going nowhere bitch!" Understand?
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tswarthog
The Iconoclast
I just run over my my sleeping room mate and deposit my load into his mouth.
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on to a piece of BOUNTY SUPER ABSORBAT tissue for the floods of cum i shot!
then i drink water to piss out any cum left inside my pee hole
then i drink water to piss out any cum left inside my pee hole
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tswarthog wrote...
I just run over my my sleeping room mate and deposit my load into his mouth.Epic mate, although I'd rub some in his hair as well ^_^.
As fer me, I drop the load off my balcony.
-Duke
