That one Retarded Friend (>_<)

I dont know where to put this thread, so im putting it in here.

Im gonna copy paste from

Ridiculous Convo's

but dont worry i got more stories to tell ^^

edit: hemph

this is me posting some things which occured between me and a couple of friends of mine. epsiacially this (retarded) friend. he acts real dumb but is kind and somewhat innocent at heart. its short stories so if you dont wanna read it fine =w=

You could try Incoherent Babbling.

true >.> but idk if anyone would read it, also i got more stories so i dont want it to be ignored so fast, nor become a chat thread

Sorry to say but you could have just posted this in important quotes.

just so everyone knows this isn't in order by date ^^

it might seems stupid i found it funny at the time

one time i was in the cafeteria with this friend, he was telling me about the current girl he wanted to (stalk/date, which he never would since he's *ahem*)

shes was blond and had the same name as a season... like a striper... she was a cheerleader and to say the least popular... me and another friend called them the "sluts" of the school. They would talk to me everyone once in awhile knowing i don't like to be talked to... i think they even had a pet name for me... bah that was long ago, anyway...

he apparently wrote something for her to read, so aka a love letter, which is like really lame where we're from. Its if your hot you have sex in like 7th grade, if not you might just have to get a ugly chick or pay for it.

so i told him i would wait, well obviously i left the moment he walked up to them. I ran away as soon as i could =w=

but thats not the funny part, its that after awhile she stopped coming to school. so he thought that she stopped coming because he confessed to her...


like 2 months after that we heard something... apparently she left our school and transferred. again he thought it was because of him

then after that we found out.. that she was pregnant. And (one more time) my friend thought it was his fault *facepalm* my other friends took him literally, that his words made her pregnant, it wouldnt be life this if he knew what the hell he was talking about, i again knew what he meant. that because he asked her out that she went and got preg to avoid him. if he was smarter and clearly stated what he meant it wouldn't be like this, y'know us taking him literally and him getting sad due to his lack of intelligence.

so as a prank i told him... that i was the father >.<

y'see i barely go to school since i get sick a lot and end up having a lot of sick days. for every 3 days i go to school i stayed home 2.

if he was smarter he would know i was kidding, thing is he took me seriously. He was in shock.

so for about an hour me him and the other friend talked about before were just walking around and i was telling him how i got her preg and stuff.

I also told him that another he he liked was my mistress

i told him the truth before we went our separate ways but.. the things i told him and him taking me serious... priceless... i went

why there?

edit:

so whenever i see some post

GREEN! this is what i think of ^^

oh and also as i said in the dialouge im making him sound smarter then he is, if it was word for word you might not be able to understand. i had to put it like this so i could remember it better.

Oh wait, i've heard this before. Where was it.... oh yea,


And my answer to you is the exact same: screw you.
You come here and make a half-assed thread where, besides not being in the right section, you don't even explain what it's about, and instead you proceed to paste long excerpts of conversations. Not only that, but you already posted the exact same thing before in another thread. And you want it not to be ignored?

Deal with it.

Well, if you feel these quotes were important enough to start a thread, why not?

Y'know, instead of arguing about this thread, you could just realize that he's posting stupid things his friends do, and decide that he wants you to contribute too.
And then just post your stupid stories.

pretty much

.......

im going to post about this one time we climbed the foot of the mountain behind my house later on XD

Negi wishes to share a story.

So one day back when I was in ninth grade, I walk into biology class and the girl at my table is smiling and laughing to herself. So I sit down and ask whats made her so happy. She says she's excited for her birthday, and when I ask why, she says "Im getting crabs for my birthday!". Of course, I start laughing my ass off, and she gets mad and asks whats so funny. Then I asked her if she knew about the parasite you get, and she says no, so I tell her.

By the time I was done, this kid jake walks in and asks whats wrong with her. I explain what she said, and he says "Oh, I got crabs for my birthday last year!"


Turns out they were both from merriland, and getting crabs means you are getting crabs to eat.

lol nice, one time THAT friend told me about how in class that this certain math teacher had his shirt in a weird postion and said it looked like he had a woody, me and my friend were like


"why the hell you looking?" XD

That reminds me of the time I was in 12th grade and my friend Forrest was looking down my history teachers shirt as she was helping a kid with something. He came back to tell me she was wearing a see-through bra.

as i said b4 one time my friend confessed to a girl, then we found out she was preg