The anti-christ was born. The hour glass to the Armageddon

LOOOOOOLLL!!!! XD

Who the hell? What the hell? Why the hell?

I don't know who to feel worse for: the retarded fuck that got so hammered that he mistook her for something fuckable (and without a rubber, no less) or the bastard kid that has to grow up knowing that its mother's a demonspawn from the deepest regions of Hell.

Totes trusting you on this shit.

It all returns to nothing...

._. I don't feel affection for Snooki or the various shows she appears on,

but come on guys.

There are many, many, many worse individuals that are more fitting of the title of 'Whore of Babylon' or 'Anti-Christ'. A little part chilean-part italian baby was born. That's all.

Oh, and the father of the child is the guy she's actually engaged/married to.

I'm the only savior around here

To be honest, it'll probably be a still born because she probably will keep drinking, only to get punched in the gut.

EDIT: HERP DERP caused by DIDN'T READ.

Um, dude?
The baby was already born. and named. and is now home with its mother.

Too late for that.. um.. 'wish'.. to come true. Sorry. :/

Hold on, let me go kill it.

Gentlemen... lock 'n load...

What the fuck is a snooki?

You pansies.

She sorta like your moms. She get around the town well.

Also meh

Fucking gross.

Do we even want to know what that kids gonna grow up like?

Wasted hatred on celebrities and celebuspawn is almost as bad as wasted infatuation O_o

Thats disgusting

Welp...

If you know my past.. you know why i hate with all my soul. Im an lonely hateful troll.

Kids won't last three weeks.