The Greeks Gave Their Gods Awesome Last Names

So I was on TVTopes and I was reading the Luke Nounverber article. And under the Myths tab there is a entry about the Greek god and how the gods had last names which indicated thier jobs or abilities. Like Zeus was known as Zeus Cloud-Gatherer, or Zeus Thunderslinger.

But my favorite is the last name they gave to Aphrodite: Kallipagos, which means Sexy-butt.

Her name was Aphrodite Sexy-butt. ^-^

Did you know that Hermes and Aphrodite had a kid named Hermaphroditus? That's where the word Hermaphrodite comes from

Thats Ms.Sexy-butt to you.

oh u

hmm.... I did not know that O:

Dat Ass.

Which reminds me...

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EXACTLY. KNOW YOUR PLACE, MINIONS.

Your minions are staring at your ass.

That's alright, as long as they obey me.

Damn kage, you're late by few thousand years. xD