The most awkward moment you've had with you parent

No I can't, and here is why;

All of these are stupid.

So you like to leave off single letters from words that winds up making different words that remove all meaning from your sentences. I'm not saying you should change it but just pointing it out.

Really? You seem to be the only one who does around here.

You should stop making threads, they suck.

and btw


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we were at a restaurant. mom talked about a post i made on facebook, thinking I sent it to her (I sent it to all). its a picture that says 'Valentines day, Mom's special ' then under the sign were trojan condoms on super sale.

mom said to dad, "you know honey I thought they were migraine pills. but I was intrigued so I looked it up online. and it says these trohans(thats how she pronounces it) its a vibrator!"

"no honey its trojan, trojan!"

"hahahahhaha ok trojan", and she was repeating it loudly

"its not a vibrator geez god!!!", I said

"but it says vibrator online. I dont get it why you would send me that", she said
"yeah shes always sending these weird sex things", dad said

"theyre condoms! ok! and its not for you! can we not talk about this right now" i said.

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minutes before that, at the car, dad was talking baout them going to a club for people their age. I told him, maybe you should check the people out maybe osme of them want to swing with you two. he gave me a weird look

Your grammar and spelling is astounding.

but you cared enough to reply...

Good, I don't want shit. But maybe you should have payed more attention in school, and you wouldn't have so many spelling errors and grammar mistakes.

I am quite tired actually, thank you.