the random squad thread

The first comment nearly made my beer came up :cry: . Note to myself: keep away from delicious drinks and food while browsing fakku. Your stomach might do a 180°.

By the way, speaking of beer, are the States still sticking to the "drinking first with 21 years" law? And incase anyone else here likes beer, what's your favorite one?
I do like drinking a bottle of Flensburger every second or third evening. It is nice to have a cold beer when it is so warm :)

YOU BETTER BRING ME SOME OR ILL SHOVE RAZOR WIRE UP YOUR PEE HOLE!!

My brother drinks AZ green tea.

I've never been big on tea or coffee. Tea always has this weird after taste for me. I can't get used to it.

Yes! WE STILL HAVE OUR LAME 21 YEARS OR OLDER LAW BUT NO ONE FOLLOWS IT SO IT'S STUPID. Well except me but I've never cared for alcohol anyways. xD

Anyways...what's with Japanese people and totally fucking with each other all the time? It's like, "Oh HAHAHA! Let us pull hilarious prank like this and put it on TV!!!" If they did this stuff in America lots of people would be sued... Dx I hate America for that very reason. Damn sue-happy douchebags.

BEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!! YOU JUST HIT MY HAPPY PLACE!! MGD BIYA~TCH!!! [Miller Genuine Draft]

That is the very reason I loved Denmark. With their relaxed attitude you can basicly do whatever the heck you want to as long as you don't disregard any major laws or forget to pay your 500 danish kroners fine for riding your bike without lights on early in the morning.
Thank god I never got caught though :D (about one of the few topics where the danes are really watching out is the security on the street)

The Danes do sound cool. I'd totally go chill with them if their language didn't sound so horrendous. Dx

Well enjoy your beer and the crazy videos. I am going to go eat some lunch!

will you make mine 2?

What are you going to have incase I may ask?

Shouldn't it be the other way round? you make lunch for her? After all she is a girl and your a gentleman. :roll:

Having corn chowder canned soup. Just open and heat. ^^;

I am not a chef at all. I like stuff I can just stick in a microwave and be done with in less than 5 minutes.

@ Erreip: Why don't you try the whole, "GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH." line? xD

Oooh Monk is on. I don't know why I like this show. The guy is totally insane yet it is so funny.

For those who may not get the show in their countries...

Ugh the link doesn't want to work. Just go to Google an type in Monk TV Series wiki and you'll find it. lol

i dont have food in my house at the moment.

If I send you food, by the time it gets to your place it may be really gross. lol

How far away is the next supermarket, grocery store, butcher, baker or the like?

not far at all, but theres so many fast food places, diners, bars, restuarants i rarely make it there.

I mostly have something in store that I could offer incase I get unexpected visitors. Though it isn't a 3 part menu, no unexpected guest, female or not, ever left my table hungry.

if someone shows up i always run to the groccery store or one of the near-by places but when its just me im pretty lazy. ill run to jack in the box in a couple minutes

No, he got it right the first time, she should be the one in the kitchen, making us sandwiches.

:o That seriously goes against the way I was risen by my parents! A man has to be a gentleman and be at the service of a girl when possible :evil:

Nyah, I am kiddin' a bit. Though I do like to make meal for a girl, I also like if they do know how to look after themselves in the kitchen and don't stand there mindboogeling what all those weird things in my fridge / freezer are for.

i love anal sex!!!!......

Didn't try it yet. Too many risks involved for the receiver, incase you do something wrong. At least that's why me and my girlfriend were against it.