the random squad thread

well are u ready

Not really.

nope. 90 pages of random. and to join you most prove your true randomness

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My neighbor's dog just got fucked in a the ass by the UPS man

wait till i say go prepare your self

u ready

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yep

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i'm lost

alright go

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go? go where? i don't have the urge to pee yet. huh?

I feel better.

you pass because that was a clever play on words congrats

now elfen jus has to put you on the front of the post.

good thing you didnt stick with the mailman thing that was bad

I missed it.

you should check out mine (1st page). it was pretty bad.

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so i was just thinkin, when a person dies, u require that definite someone on the scene to confirm its death, but if no one ever finds the dead man, his living status would've never been revealed, therefore, he would've been in a state of both alive and dead in theories, and if the first witness were to be there to confirm his death, wouldn't he be the killer by changing the man's unknown status to straight death.

if things were to go that easy, what do need the investigation for, all we need to do is to arrest the first person that's suspected to be the witness since it's he that "made" the person "dead"

i'm just thinkin up goofy shit and sharin it with u guys

Lol ouch. I never did one I got in because I kept posting in here.

i've had a similar thought but gave up on it

Did you know? Sh!t actually comes out of your asses!