The sun

Should we destroy it?

Yes we should, it's so annoying, giving us heat and light.

Who needs it?

Not to mention those solar storms that will knock our our electronics.

We needs our internet.

IT BURRRRNS MY SKIN

DESTROY IT

DESTROY ALL MANKIND

Forget the sun, we need to destroy the moon.

Fucking rock has been going around our earth long enough.

Yeah, it's not like we need the sun to live or anything.

Just pull us a few lightminutes further from it.

You internet people seem always so agressive...

Let's go to Aqua.

Ewww, no. That would put us closer to Mars.

Do you KNOW where that planet has been?

That chilly resort right behind Earth, last time I checked.

After we destroy this son we should move to Alpha Centauri,I heard there are two sons just waiting to get destroyed.

Mars has aliens, we should not associate with them.

why don't we relocate to the moon 'Io'?

I prefer going out at night and staying indoors while its up. I wish it was night time all day long but I guess that would kill us all.

Wow, you're all jerks to the moon.

If I was the moon, I would of surprised buttsex'd the Earth long ago.

The moon is the result of an asteroid surprise buttsexing the Earth.

The dinosaurs deserved it, they thought they could rule the Earth and shit.

Also, I remember that theory, how after it hits the Earth the dust forms the moon. It also explained that the moon is full of craters because since it has no atmosphere(since it's a dust ball), meteors have been crashing on it since forever.

One day the moon will sacrifice itself for us by cawk blocking a meteor.