The sun
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Iam1vs100xp wrote...
why don't we just make an artificial black hole or something?that destroys shit we want to.
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whats the point? its commiting suicide anyway. its bruning up its precious life force at a rate of 700 million tons a second. shouldn't be long now. only anouther billion or so years an she will be dead.
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trekki859 wrote...
whats the point? its commiting suicide anyway. its bruning up its precious life force at a rate of 700 million tons a second. shouldn't be long now. only anouther billion or so years an she will be dead. im moving my ass out by then.
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ILoveTsundere wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
ILoveTsundere wrote...
Wow, you're all jerks to the moon.If I was the moon, I would of surprised buttsex'd the Earth long ago.
The moon is the result of an asteroid surprise buttsexing the Earth.
The dinosaurs deserved it, they thought they could rule the Earth and shit.
Also, I remember that theory, how after it hits the Earth the dust forms the moon. It also explained that the moon is full of craters because since it has no atmosphere(since it's a dust ball), meteors have been crashing on it since forever.
One day the moon will sacrifice itself for us by cawk blocking a meteor.
Wrong asteroid impact.
The moon was formed by an asteroid hitting the earth long before the dinosaurs were around.
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thats the reason why those faggot vampires of twilight cant get out in the morning lest their homosexuality be exposed
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ZeKeR wrote...
thats the reason why those faggot vampires of twilight cant get out in the morning lest their homosexuality be exposedI think thats why they live in the middle of fucking nowhere. If the rest of the vampires found out that they sparkle, they would kill 'em for being faggots.
YES, VAMPIRES KILL EACH OTHER FOR BEING FAGGOTS, ITS JUST LIKE TEXAS.
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Captain Badass! wrote...
ZeKeR wrote...
thats the reason why those faggot vampires of twilight cant get out in the morning lest their homosexuality be exposedI think thats why they live in the middle of fucking nowhere. If the rest of the vampires found out that they sparkle, they would kill 'em for being faggots.
YES, VAMPIRES KILL EACH OTHER FOR BEING FAGGOTS, ITS JUST LIKE TEXAS.
amen to that. if dracula discovers that a part of his race are sparkling faggots, i'm pretty sure that he's gonna stop at nothing eradicating those damn bitches
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ZeKeR wrote...
Captain Badass! wrote...
ZeKeR wrote...
thats the reason why those faggot vampires of twilight cant get out in the morning lest their homosexuality be exposedI think thats why they live in the middle of fucking nowhere. If the rest of the vampires found out that they sparkle, they would kill 'em for being faggots.
YES, VAMPIRES KILL EACH OTHER FOR BEING FAGGOTS, ITS JUST LIKE TEXAS.
amen to that. if dracula discovers that a part of his race are sparkling faggots, i'm pretty sure that he's gonna stop at nothing eradicating those damn bitches
the only thing that i dont understand is....
WHY SPARKLING VAMPIRES!?!?!? HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THAT IDEA!?!?!?!
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trekki859 wrote...
whats the point? its commiting suicide anyway. its bruning up its precious life force at a rate of 700 million tons a second. shouldn't be long now. only anouther billion or so years an she will be dead. Here is a thought,
Build a huge reflecting mirror and aim it back at the sun.
This will reduce the wait by about 40 % (factoring losses for distance).
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Pony wrote...
trekki859 wrote...
whats the point? its commiting suicide anyway. its bruning up its precious life force at a rate of 700 million tons a second. shouldn't be long now. only anouther billion or so years an she will be dead. Here is a thought,
Build a huge reflecting mirror and aim it back at the sun.
This will reduce the wait by about 40 % (factoring losses for distance).
fight it off and gain energy at the same time. brilliant
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Pony wrote...
trekki859 wrote...
whats the point? its commiting suicide anyway. its bruning up its precious life force at a rate of 700 million tons a second. shouldn't be long now. only anouther billion or so years an she will be dead. Here is a thought,
Build a huge reflecting mirror and aim it back at the sun.
This will reduce the wait by about 40 % (factoring losses for distance).
PERFECT!!!!
