think person while masturbating ?!

So if the choices are:
(a) someone you like in real life
(b) someone from live action porn
(c) someone from animated porn
(d) someone not from porn, who you don't know in real life but who is just generally famous
What the fuck is (e)?
I guess it could either be someone you know IRL but don't find remotely attractive or a character you made up yourself just to fap over? Not sure which is worse.

Also

is really depressing. You're like a little puppy who doesn't realise his owner has abandoned him. Floating downstream in a cardboard box, dying of hypothermia but still wagging your tale at the thought of your beloved master; the very one who cursed with you with this fate...

It's what I thought I did that I did and didn't do, but turned out I did it anyway.

did you now?

I didn't do it. I swear that what was done I did, did not do.

^this, although I do not usually think of it in quite such a melodramatic way