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Get a girl to go out and eat with you and be sure to bring her to a formal but not fancy restaurant, Fridays or something. The restaurant you bring her to has to have food which you eat with yer' hands, like sandwiches.

Now you order yer' food, has to be a place you order food at, and it comes. You look at with yer' eyes open as much as possible without it looking forced and just trail it with yer' eyes as its laid down infront of you. Look at it in such a way that yer' partner and perhaps even the waiter question why you are looking at it in such a way, doesn't have to be verbally.

Now in my case, the pizza is placed down infront of you and you just stare at it for two seconds or so so that, as stated before, yer' partner and perhaps the waiter think something may be amiss and watch you.

You pick up the pizza and hold it infront of you and go, "You know what'd go great with this? Some rape." You have to say this loud enough so those around you hear but not so loud that its clear you're trying to be "obnoxious."

This is the most important part. You cannot make eye-contact with anyone. You have to gobble up whatever yer' eating with yer' eyes, can't take em off the food for a good two or so bites. After you've engaged you have to casually look up innocently and-