Title.

My father don't miss an opportunity to tell me that I am a failure as a son for being like my mother, rather being like him.

When I was a young lad my father whipped me with a belt, he also threw me through a door, a double-paned sliding glass door and called me many unmentionable things.

UNITED! MAN UNITED! WE'RE THE BOYS IN RED AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO WEMBLEY.

My father told me to be a family man, so I became a family man.

PS: Sneaky (or anyone for that matter), what anime is your sig from?