Two weeks unemployed.... Shit.

Of all countries, why Indonesia? Whhhhyyyyy?

You should teach a seminar on how to give blowjobs correctly. You could make money off your BJ skills without becoming a hooker or porn star

Rofl... I'm prettttttty sure that if people wanted to get good at them, they could just learn from porn/hentai. However, many people do not enjoy the act to begin with, and that's not something one can just change easily.

Then give them the option to sign up for it. People wouldn't sign up for something they don't want to do. Unless they were forced but that's a whole other story

Edit: Damnit Pumpjack, you edit-Ninja'd me

Unless their parents sign them up for it.


In which case, that raises a lot of questions.

Deep throat and suck on the balls.

Also Freak have you tried photography in the adult industry or sports photography? If not then you can always do Russian porn.

Lawl... if it's so in demand, maybe I er, will make it a one-time special feature on my review blog stream rofl.

But really, I'm not interested in forcing people who don't dig the idea into doing it. It's quite literally an acquired taste.
[size=10](And besides I don't think having done it a few times only for one guy qualifies as "expert" lolllllllllll)[/h]
Oh, OT: try stock photography and maybe sell your works on a stock photo site? Unique content is often in demand.

I imagine it to be something similar to whisky reviews that I watch.

Be sorta like a cock connoisseur.

"Ah, yes. A good stiff, and yet with some flex and give. Beautiful colour; tawny shaft, deep, rich, head. Aroma's a little strong initially, but you get used to it quickly enough. A little quick, but reliable. Flavour isn't particularly special, and the consistency is a little runnier than ideal, but it does the job. Perfect for quickies and spontaneous fooling around. Works well as an accompanying cock for marathons and orgies, due to a short recharge time."

I did still photographs for a adult site/escort company.

Also stock sucks balls. Going rate is 25¢ per use and most places require a set of 100 just to start with plus more every year. Rather work for free and sell at galleries and businesses.

True enough... it doesn't pay well ;;

Considered selling prints on Etsy ever?

I'll help practice...

I charge $5.

Hmm, you know I always sort of thought of that as exagerated, but if it works....Thank you! I may as well try. I need to get my head out of my work more anyway, and go out.

I hated them at first.

I have a male friend who's hypersexual and constantly talks about penises, 'the truth about male behavior/thought processes' and between him and hentai which glorifies the human penis, I eventually grew to love blowjobs. I think the trick is to have the two in conjunction - a constant barrage of anti-conservative/anti-fundamentalist information combined with graphic imagery and being told 'give it a chance!' and acting on that advice -- helps you completely overcome penis fear in a few months.

You're the first person whom I have ever heard talk about penis-fear.

So what was it about them that frightened you? I'm genuinely curious.

Penis-fear isn't just the genuine fear of male genitalia, it's the method initiated by the government to reduce teen pregnancy. [Teach your daughters penises are icky, they won't get curious about them, so you'll get less unwanted babies. It's also attributed to the highest occurrence of E.D. in years.]

My mother taught me to stay away from men, like literally every other american parent. I also was afraid of them because a lot of family members openly talked about incest and molestation around me. Convinced me penises were sentient and would get me if I let my guard down.

I find this far more amusing than I think I oughter.

Why/which part? I don't think it's amusing, it created a very real [and lingering] discomfort around all men, and for a while there, it crippled my sex life. [What guy is going to get hard when you tell him his penis is gross or weird looking?]

The fact that people are paranoid enough to raise children in such a fashion.


Funny, and somewhat depressing.

People tend to use the same parenting techniques on their children that was used on them. It wasn't exactly the parents' fault - the government told them to do it, to reduce teen pregnancy.

My mother, however, is that paranoid. She was one of the aforementioned victims in my family, and never got treatment so she passed her penis-psychosis onto me.

I'm really grateful for my friend who helped me out of it. I am now an insatiable cock-lover. Still feel weird around strange males, but at least the guys I choose to get to know better, I now no longer run the risk of inducing permanent E.D.