Waifu: The Next Generation

It will take roneryness to a new level.
I want one when they get are more versatile and have a downloadable "eroge" app.

Many people are not going to use their fingers........

First they married dakimakuras.
Now they'll marry their iPads.

Does it come with a USB Fleshlight which the character on the screen reacts to as the length of your dick pushes into it? That'd be funny. And make for some weird porn.

But you gotta admit, that is pretty cool.

Give it free roam mode where you fuck her however you want. But have an eroge option where you have to do certain things, take care of her and shit. (kinda like the old tamagotchi's)
You'd unlock better sex scenes and positions lol.

Dress her, feed her and have a one-sided conversation because you mostly likely don't understand Japanese. Oh and if you have a Tsundere, be called an idiot on a frequent basis and have imaginary bruises.

Hell, unlock better everything! It'd be like a crossover of The Sims and Tamagotchis - get her a better job, "give" her a family from all those sex scenes, that kind of shit people seem to like.

We need submit these ideas the creators of that thing.
WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS.

But what if they fuck us over and say it was their idea and cut us out of the market? And then try to assassinate us?

I SENSE A CONSPIRACY STORY BREWING

Honestly this is just straight up fucking cool. I'm not into the whole "waifu" thing but this is just interesting in itself.

THEN WE KILL THEM FIRST.

WHAT IF THEY'RE UNDEAD?



Yeahhh the producers and animators and shit look fucking sexy

You guys keep your schoolgirl fantasy.

Call me when they come out with one of these.





Best five bucks I would ever spend. (On a calendar.)

I'm not sure about anyone else here but...... I AM FUCKING GETTING THIS!

BEEN DONE NIGGA

I want it.

Cunts. Somebody went back in time, stole my idea then went further back in time and proposed the idea!

I want one.

inb4 Unsigned

>2012
>not using your dick to touch the monitor / use for touchscreen