want to check out my new toy?

What's it called? D; I want one. lol

Aw. $100? God damn, I can't afford anything like that. I'm struggling to make ends meets as it is. But that just makes me frustrated even more because I figure if it's expensive that means it must feel a lot better then your average $20-$30 vibrators.

For over $100, I'll pass.

Do not fret, I'll get you one, just leave your mailing address right here. :D

And the money drive to get ziggy an adult toy starts! lol

In general: I'd say it is better to investigate into good sex than to investigate into *insert random hobbies here that take alot of money*, as it afflicts the relationship as a whole and all the year and not like, for example a cabriolet or similar only during the summer.

On problem: Now I only need to find myself a girlfriend. As much as I loved my old one (heck, we wouldn't have been together for 4 years if we didn't), New Zealand - Germany is a bit too large of a gap to have a romantic relationship of both are studying for 4 years +. Soooo... update me in half a year again when shy me finally managed to open his mouth again and talks to a girl he likes.

lol the second I saw this post I knew ZO would want one.

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I almost fell of the chair laughing there :D That was awesome. *chokes almost on his own laughter*. Especially awesome since I just turned away some retards who wanted me to spend money to scientology. AS IF! Dream on!

awww lol Damn.

But it reminds me of my other vibrator that doesn't work anymore. It makes me so sad. I think its the pretty purple that reminds me of it, that and the weird shape.

@ramsus: lol...

Thanks for all your support guys :roll:

DON'T DO IT!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

I thought the toy was a weird neck massaging thing before I started reading the posts.

I have a penis. I like to to ejaculate form it.

1up to rukia for letting us know bout your "alone time" haha.

Shuuuutttt UUUPP LENNYYYY.