[Locked] Well..... That's new....

Just posting this "I almost got killed, raped, or robbed" thread....
(picture not an actual pic)

Story:
I was here in my cozy apartment watching some episodes of "Samurai Jack." When out of nowhere someone was beating the shit out of my door. I was terrified and quickly locked it. I look outside and this guy just rushes to his car and goes crash car derby on every car in the parking lot. He proceeded to bust thru a gate and crashed his car onto another car then ran out. I called the police and rushed outside only to see a major dent on my car. I only rushed back inside to write this thread and get some decent clothes on.
(Waiting for a news crew so I can be on T.V)

so... that's not your house?

:(

Have you warped back into your time yet?

inb4 derailers

Don't forget your "best" clothes. Cosplay something sexy. Maybe 4chan likes the cosplay and you'll be a meme.

Wear a fakku shirt when they interview you.

boooooring, time to derail

Bodypaint?

Bodypaint.

fix'd

Oh, in your signature, is that Gumi?

wha

Where do you get these

I have no idea but I get the feeling I'm going to love that place.

OT: The guy who did that was probably my dad.

Where do I get what?

Yes. She's mai waifu.

Cute. Favorite Gumi song?

What the mother fuck.

I like your avi and sig. She's from Vocaloid, right?

My crush is a monster boy, Last note. subject to change.



Yes.

It's so fucked up that I can't stop staring into it...

It's like watching a car accident.