What do you do to get out of..

Embarrassing momentS? Yesterday I went to the club for the first time. I was half drunk and took away an ugly girl from my friend,at the next day The girl texted me the next morning and I just ignored it ... Also I cockblocked another friend before leaving the club,I remembered everything the next day but I just told them I forgot what I did to not get embarrassed...

Do you have moments like these and how do you get out of it?

Should have just said 'You fucking faggot, you were trying to pick up an ugly chick. Also, jerry, I cockblocked you, cause you're a dildo ;D'

Depends on the moment, as to how I react. If it was something like you said, the above is what I'd say. No shit

I shoot up the place.

I've never had an embarrassing moment like that.

I have more discipline and presence of mind.

Dont put yourself into a situation that can end up like that.

What you need to do is pull out your penis, coat yourself in oil, and slide on the floor.

I'm not really an idiot when it comes to things like that

Don't forget to do the dinosaur

Embarrassment lasts for a moment, but what you learn from it will last you a lifetime.