What grinds your Gears.

I fucking hate it when I ponder something and I get an epiphany, then later I forget what I found out and I have to start all over again. If only my short term memory didn’t suck dick.

I hate blatantly stupid people. They say stupid shit. They do stupid shit. Fuck, the only person that probably doesn’t think they’re stupid is their own fucking mother.

I get extremely annoyed when people bring a kid with them that doesn't shut the fuck up. No amount of volume in the world can drown out the sound of a screaming midget. I especially hate when I sit next to the fucker. Not only does that thing scream, but since it doesn’t know what the fuck personal space is, I have to hold myself back from punching it as it touches me.

I get pissed off when I get a headache. If my blood pressure rises, the pain just gets worse, it’s almost impossible for me not to get pissed off. It's so fucking useless too. What the fuck is the point of it anyway? I get a headache, my head hurts, and then it goes away. What the fuck has that accomplished, except give me another reason to stick pills down my throat.

I fucking hate it when some jackass in one of my classes spouts off some utter bullshit and I have to hold myself back from calling him a fucking idiot and starting drama for the sake of tranquility. No wonder my rage builds up so quickly

I also hate that cunt in my building who was bitching at me for opening the elevator door too fast as I could have made her stupid kid fly through the wall. She could go fuck herself. It's his fucking fault for existing in that certain area where I was about to open the door. It's like me putting my face one inch away from a door and bitching at whoever opens it for hitting me. Holy shit, no one faults their stupid kids these days for the shit that happens to them.

It annoys me when I walk around and see price tags that say $9.95. What the fuck kind of a stupid mind games are these assholes trying to play with us? Round it up you business cocksuckers who think I'm stupid enough to buy whatever useless shit you’re selling just because it's 1 cent below the price tag across the street.

I just hate it when I see people give credence to things that cannot be proven, nor disproven, as if it will happen “eventually.” “Time travel is possible. They’ll possibly build a time machine in the future.” I want to stick a sword through their asshole. Anything is possible you douche cunts, but it doesn’t mean that it will eventual happen like your wildest dreams have shown you. Just because someone gave you the fucking idea and you can imagine it, doesn't mean you should believe in it; Santa Claus anyone?

I really despise old people who think they deserve some kind of respect from me just because they are old. Oh, so you lived longer than I did how about a fucking cookie. Oh wait; you can’t chew it so I’ll just inject it into you, along with some rat poison to help you shut the fuck up faster. These whiny bitches should earn their respect just like the kids who deserve respect yet still get shit. These people can go fuck themselves; for all I know they were assholes throughout their entire life.

It makes my blood boil when people come to my house to spread their mindless religion nonsense. I love to burn the little paper they give me. Sadly I don’t tell those people to shove it up their ass then and there, but at least I don’t give them another fucking reason to bother the shit out of me with their worthless “faith.” As George Carlin said as a nice new rule that should be in the 3 commandments: Keep thy religion to thy self.

It doesn’t really piss me off as much as the other shit, but I get annoyed when I hear guys say ouch when a girl hits them. You’re not cute and I bet the girl also thinks you’re a pussy just as much as I do. If it really hurt, then I should question whether they have a dick.

I hate it when people play shitty music as loud as they can while they drive around and spread their insipid filth noise past my ear drums. I’m all for freedom and shit, but I should be allowed to rig their stereo to explode the next time they try that shit again. Rap music is the main offender.

I get pissed off when I trip and don't fall, then after regaining my balance, some douchebag says, “I saw that!” Who the fuck gives a stale piece of shit if you fucking saw that? I want to just push these fuckers down the stairs. “I saw that!” It makes him sound as if he's going to blackmail me or something. Stupid high school cock suckers.

I hate the people who use the expression, “yo, you actin 'white'.” How is speaking with proper grammar, having a good education and striving to be more successful in life being “white?” It’s fun to see mental midgets make up excuses to laugh at others for being smarter and more civilized. Good job retard, you just mocked all the other races and you have just admitted yourself to being a racist.

I read the headline of a recent, but not new, news article which said, “A bloody start to April.” Are these writers so unoriginal that every time it's the start of some month they name it as though the month is supposed to be sacred or something? Yea, it's the start of april, the burglars, murderers and gangs don't give a shit when it is, they will still kill motherfuckers.

It annoys me when people say, “It's just a suggestion,” when you give them your opinion criticizing their suggestion, as if you were being mean to them just by denying it. Is it that you get your feelings hurt when someone disagrees with you? You say “It’s just a suggestion,” then whatever I respond with is just a fucking response to your fucking suggestion. If you can’t handle criticism don’t make your stupid suggestion in the first place.

I'm tired of being expected of saying “excuse me” when I burp. Fuck you, I can't stop it and I won't apologize or excuse myself for anything that my body does which is natural and involuntary. I have tried; it’s unstoppable. The best I could do is keep my mouth closed when it happens. Whatever arbitrary standard of manners you adhere to, remember that my burping has nothing to do with my manners and I don't give a fuck what you think of it.

I hate hate hate that we are forced to buckle up or we get a fine. I'm an adult and I don't want to wear a fucking seatbelt, fuck that law. It just adds insult to injury when I see a sign that reads, "Buckle up - It's the law." Fucking freedom reducing, cock sucking, assholes. Somehow it's not enough to say that the decision rests on the person and he or she is taking that risk at his or her own expense by not wearing the seatbelt, and that we need big brother to reduce even more of our freedom by threatening us for not doing the best job of taking care of ourselves.

I have grown a distaste for the phrase "just my 2 cents" or "here's my 2 cents." That shit is just so fucking annoying. Do you really need to tell me that what you said or what you are about to say is your fucking opinion? It's just as bad as when people say IMO. Your opinion? No way, I would've never thought. No shit it's your opinion or your "2 cents" as some of you bastards like to say, because the idea that you put in your post has to be your opinion and nobody else's.

I fucking hate it when people treat me like a fucking kid, jokingly or not that shit pisses me the fuck off. While I was on vacation in canada the bitch who runs the motel was answering some of my parent's questions and suddenly the bitch mentioned me having to be over the age of 12 and later she mentioned that the place had barbecue, a pool, and swings for the kids, and as she said kids she was looking at me. I just gave her that "I will rip your tits off" look and that was that.

Another thing that really pisses me off is lying. People who lie to me, piss me off. I put great value in the truth and I try not to lie to others (I’m fine with those “white” lies.), so I expect for them to act in a similar manner. I’m sure this pisses everyone off. You find out some bitch was lying to you after you put some fucking trust in him/her, and what happens? You get pissed off. I’m no different.

It fucking annoys me now when people say something to me after I sneeze. Holy shit people, I'm not dying, nor am I sick. It's just an allergic reaction for fucks sake. This is a fucking stupid tradition; too many times have I heard the shit people say after you sneeze in english and in russian (e.g. Bless you, буть здоров (literally means, be healthy)), and the only conclusion to the true meaning of the phrase I have come to is: I cared enough about your sneeze to say something that sounds nice as if it will do anything so now you're an asshole if you don't say thank you. And no, I don't say thank you.

I can't believe I didn't mention this during summer, but I fucking hate summer. It just feels to me like it's getting hotter and hotter each fucking year and I hate sweating. I hate it when my clothes stick to my body and it's hard to fucking sleep because it's so fucking hot.

I'm fucking tired of 2012. I now solve my problem by instantly labeling anyone giving credence to the idea a fucking moron and moving on with my life, rather than taking the time to tell them how stupid it is that they believe it.

The parents of kids piss me off. Not only do they let their snot-nosed shit do whatever the fuck it wants, but the only thing they look out for, is that the kid doesn't come in fucking contact with anybody else. Because DICK forbid that the kid pisses someone off by touching them, since there's no possible way we may be inconvenienced by having the piece of shit break the silence in the train cart.