What would you chose to be your sprite guide

Something like Wilfred then?

Well an attractive female counter part like Wilfred, but maybe instead of counter productive things leading to revelations I need some more productive ones... well actually both seem be equally interesting in my head...

But in terms of physical representation, I'd prefer something with a human, female, shape. Asian, Korean, would be nice. But the more I think about it the more I imagine that screwing up my next chance with a girl.... having an attractive girl stand over me while... Fun little ideas going through my head...

I'm not positive about this, but I don't think you can have sexual relations with a spirit. All that would happen is that your body would phase through them.

A scotch egg.

I never thought I could, my delusion was limited to the spirit guide looming over me with commentary during a sexual encounter with a real woman, it's a funny idea to imagine reading about, especially if the commentary is sadistic and cruel.

A loli type little angel fairy .. why .. because fuck logic.

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Tegumi because she will scold you for being an idiot and belittle you at the same time.

^This.
Because fuck you.

Hmm a sweet innocent girl who is actually as blood thirsty as me~

Nothings fun without a few shots of crazy~

Antw0n's spirit guide right there.

Something funny and video game related, like perhaps a tiny Meepo.

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I corrected it LOL sorry

A roasted turkey

[size=26][b][color=red]AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LYING IN BED
JUST TO GET IT ALL OUT, WHAT'S IN MY HEAD
AND I, I AM FEELING A LITTLE PECULIAR
AND SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE
AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GET REAL HIGH
AND I SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
WHATS GOIN' ON